Stifle_this

lol i liked the cow lvl one, and most of demons were good

Zakel

thank you!! theres also plenty good ones too when i think of more ill post them

Stifle_this

i remember finding a whole site with like hundreds on it, ill see if i can find it, cause some were really funny

okay i found it, or one of them, theyre all right, but u can find a few gems in there if u look(bad pun intended)

http://diabloii.calcon.net/toobook_jan04.html

ducky01

you know you play too much d2 when you got over 5 accounts and you lowest character is lvl 95 (true story)
you know you played too much d2 when you come up to a muslim in a funny hat call him warriv and ask him to take you to the desert
you know you played too much d2 when you shove your wedding ring into a box along with a sock and try to craft it
you know you played too much d2 when you got more than 10 copies of the game
you know you played too much d2 when you buy a 5000$ suit, drill 3 holes in it and shove rocks into it trying to make enigma

Stifle_this

when ur wearing a blue shirt and u run really slowly cause u think ur frozen
when ur wearing a green shirt and u wince every few seconds cause ur being poisined
when u run outside in a blizzard to prove to your friends u have 75 resist to cold in hell

nujabes

ur addicted when u actually buy those d2 runes from ebay and try to socket them into ur clothes,toys,etc