hes not a virgin anymore...

**Bolong** · 12-17-2004, 02:43 PM

this is a story of a father & son:

the son is about to go in a bar with some of his friends when his father talk to him befor he leave...

father: my son, ur 18 now & i know son, its time for u to... u know...
son: to what??
father: to be a man??
son: ok??
father: dont worry my son, it'll be alright, just make sure ur gonna use protection.
son: ok father..
father: ok son u go out there & be a man!!

after several hours, the son arrives home, & saw hes father waiting in the living room...

father: so how was it son??
son: father i did it!!
father: oh thats my boy!! so u like it eh..
son: hmm, i dunno, its true that first time hurts a little bit...
father: y?? how did u feel??
son: right now my *** is burning.. & im not the one who use the condom, he did...

**Silent_killers** · 12-17-2004, 03:02 PM

If I was the father I would kick his *** for being gay.

**Puffen** · 12-17-2004, 03:17 PM

Lol nice one...

**Fuggle** · 12-17-2004, 03:56 PM

ewww... that one was sick.

**Warslut** · 12-17-2004, 04:04 PM

Wonderfully disturbing

**Foog** · 12-17-2004, 08:56 PM

oh, but you saw it coming, didn't you?

**erizoe** · 12-17-2004, 09:02 PM

nice one.....yeah i would kick his *** to

**Hamel** · 12-17-2004, 09:15 PM

Hah i hope thats a joke not a real story hahah

like war**** said

Wonderfully Disturbing haha

**Nubli** · 12-17-2004, 09:17 PM

I'm not eating anymore.

**D4rkSl4y3r** · 12-17-2004, 09:33 PM

that was gross i hate gay guys and to picture that dindnt help ...altho it was kinda funny.

**medicine_man** · 12-17-2004, 09:39 PM

Ewwwww... Not a bad joke though.

**Aemaeth** · 12-17-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkslayer

that was gross i hate gay guys and to picture that dindnt help ...altho it was kinda funny.

i bet you 100 dollars youve never met that and your saying that out of spite because everyone else does. same goes to all you other haters. Grow up.

**Hamel** · 12-17-2004, 09:44 PM

My sisters friend is gay and he is pretty cool...

**D4rkSl4y3r** · 12-17-2004, 09:53 PM

i am just scared of gay ppl......i have homophobia i cant be around them....no offense to anyone and srry for off topic........just had to explane

**Aemaeth** · 12-17-2004, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkslayer

i hate gay guys

Fear is quite different from hate, And why scared, its not like they want to **** every straight person on earth you know

**Bolong** · 12-18-2004, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foog

oh, but you saw it coming, didn't you?

lol, maybe im just bad in telling jokes, but when i heard, it was so ****ing hilarous...

**D4rkSl4y3r** · 12-18-2004, 12:49 AM

never said they did and dont flame me for hating gay ppl ok you are prob gay your self so stfu

**Bolong** · 12-18-2004, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkslayer

never said they did and dont flame me for hating gay ppl ok you are prob gay your self so stfu

lol dude calm down, this thread is for jokes..

**D4rkSl4y3r** · 12-18-2004, 12:17 PM

srry i get pissed off for ppl telling me that i cant say stuff....my bad...appologies

**Silver Ice** · 12-19-2004, 04:40 AM

or roid rage......... anyway yeah that was a gross joke

12-17-2004, 03:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fuggle Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,490 Credits: 199 Spent time on board: 3 Days and 17:27:26 Hours Rep Power: 13	ewww... that one was sick. __________________ Nobody can handle the leetness of this sig.

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Warslut Status: Perfection or Vanity Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Void Of Tranquillity Posts: 3,375 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 1:03:41 Hours Rep Power: 11	Wonderfully disturbing __________________ Turbo Dodge Enthusiast - www.FWDMopars.com - www.TurboDodge.com

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Hamel Status: *** Elder Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Syracuse, New York Posts: 1,062** Credits: 10 Spent time on board: 2:22:01 Hours Rep Power: 7	Hah i hope thats a joke not a real story hahah like war**** said Wonderfully Disturbing haha __________________

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Hamel Status: *** Elder Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Syracuse, New York Posts: 1,062** Credits: 10 Spent time on board: 2:22:01 Hours Rep Power: 7	My sisters friend is gay and he is pretty cool... __________________

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12-17-2004, 02:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bolong Status: Daemon Spawn Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 1,243 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 7	this is a story of a father & son: the son is about to go in a bar with some of his friends when his father talk to him befor he leave... father: my son, ur 18 now & i know son, its time for u to... u know... son: to what?? father: to be a man?? son: ok?? father: dont worry my son, it'll be alright, just make sure ur gonna use protection. son: ok father.. father: ok son u go out there & be a man!! after several hours, the son arrives home, & saw hes father waiting in the living room... father: so how was it son?? son: father i did it!! father: oh thats my boy!! so u like it eh.. son: hmm, i dunno, its true that first time hurts a little bit... father: y?? how did u feel?? son: right now my *** is burning.. & im not the one who use the condom, he did...

12-17-2004, 03:02 PM	#2 (permalink)
Silent_killers Status: Silent_killers Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pork Chop Sandwiches Posts: 1,289 Credits: 11 Spent time on board: 2:16:54 Hours Rep Power: 7	If I was the father I would kick his *** for being gay.

12-17-2004, 03:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
Puffen Status: Veteran Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 459 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Lol nice one...

12-17-2004, 08:56 PM	#6 (permalink)
Foog Status: F* SLIMP Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop CS 2.exe Posts: 2,962** Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 10	oh, but you saw it coming, didn't you?

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erizoe Status: Anarchist Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Cumberland, Rhode Island Posts: 975 Credits: 58 Spent time on board: 17:41:37 Hours Rep Power: 6	nice one.....yeah i would kick his *** to

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Nubli Status: *** Slave Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: California. Posts: 6,692** Credits: 60 Spent time on board: 18:52:07 Hours Rep Power: 18	I'm not eating anymore.

12-17-2004, 09:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
D4rkSl4y3r Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: South carolina Posts: 558 Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	that was gross i hate gay guys and to picture that dindnt help ...altho it was kinda funny.

12-17-2004, 09:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
medicine_man Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 477 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Ewwwww... Not a bad joke though.

12-17-2004, 09:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
D4rkSl4y3r Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: South carolina Posts: 558 Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	i am just scared of gay ppl......i have homophobia i cant be around them....no offense to anyone and srry for off topic........just had to explane

12-18-2004, 12:49 AM	#17 (permalink)
D4rkSl4y3r Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: South carolina Posts: 558 Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	never said they did and dont flame me for hating gay ppl ok you are prob gay your self so stfu

12-18-2004, 12:17 PM	#19 (permalink)
D4rkSl4y3r Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: South carolina Posts: 558 Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	srry i get pissed off for ppl telling me that i cant say stuff....my bad...appologies

12-19-2004, 04:40 AM	#20 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	or roid rage......... anyway yeah that was a gross joke