Baking^_^

**Pamela** · **Baking^_^ -** 12-12-2004, 02:34 PM

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the holidays!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check
the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl
and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it lloose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your
nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl out, finish the Cose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

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**Nubli** · 12-12-2004, 05:12 PM

An alternative to egg nog?

**P.I.M.P** · 12-12-2004, 07:47 PM

ive never had egg nog wut does it taste like?

~~hawkfan101~~ · 12-12-2004, 11:48 PM

a ss, NEVER EVER have egg nog unless ur belemic and want to lose weight, cuz u will throw it back up

**Pamela** · 12-13-2004, 04:33 PM

Actually Eggnog is sweet its smoothe and creamy and it taste good...especially with Rum in it ^^

**Fuggle** · 12-14-2004, 06:44 PM

Ya eggnog is actually really good...lol nice joke tho.

**KaoZ** · 12-14-2004, 06:56 PM

what the hell is eggnog :S

and is that a real recipe or just something.. funny :s I dunno :S

**UberGrossMann** · 12-14-2004, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hawkfan101

a ss, NEVER EVER have egg nog unless ur belemic and want to lose weight, cuz u will throw it back up

Definitely not true, the only reason i love the holidays is because of the Eggnog.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pamela

Actually Eggnog is sweet its smoothe and creamy and it taste good...especially with Rum in it ^^

Omg yes it is SOOO good with rum in it. You should try McDonalds eggnog milkshakes with rum. THEY ARE SOOOOOOOO GOOD! My friends one dad makes eggnog that is about 200 proof one cup of that and you're good for the entire night.

Oh and for the joke, Pam if you drank that much tequila you'd prolly die. Its still funny. I can see my dad following the recipe exactly like that. LOL.

**Foog** · 12-14-2004, 09:16 PM

lol, cherry mistmas. took me a second to realize that you were intentionally spelling things wrong, and that's how bad the spelling's got in the generality of the internet these days...i can't spell and so I WELL RITE IN ALL CAPS LOCK SO MEBYA PEPLE WILL NOTIS ME!!!

**Pamela** · 12-14-2004, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaoZ

what the hell is eggnog :S

and is that a real recipe or just something.. funny :s I dunno :S

The ingredients are for cookies and I make mine from scratch as well^^ But the joke was the Jose Cuervo tasteing...they got so drunk they were doing everything wrong! ~_^

**Foog** · 12-14-2004, 10:26 PM

lol and don't forget to put the stove in the dishwasher haha i loved that part...

MotorVox · 12-15-2004, 04:38 AM

Tequilla...LOL:

**Pamela** · 12-16-2004, 10:26 AM

LOL Well actualy you can substitute your drink of choice! Maybe Vodka or Rum ~_^((Hugs her Bud Light)).... 0_o on second thought that would taste nasty in eggnog....back to Rum for me ^^

**UberGrossMann** · 12-16-2004, 10:31 AM

Bud Light in eggnog? YUCK!!! Bud light period YUCK!!! Corona's with lime that's the way to go. Vodka in eggnog is really good, and so is whiskey, but rum is the best Pam. At least from what i've tried.:)

~~ilikelilkids~~ · 12-16-2004, 08:15 PM

hmm pam can you give me make a recipe for cookies MOMs always make them best lol accept my mom... PLZZZZZ

**Puffen** · 12-16-2004, 08:26 PM

Baking makes u fat, do like me - Sauna + water + vegetables ^^

**Pamela** · 12-18-2004, 04:33 PM

LOL...I dont EAT all the cookies! ~They do not LAST that long~....Baking pies and cookies is easy NOW...GOD when I first got married I thought my husband would starve before I learned a decent meal! =.= I was on the phone long distance with Mom !!! Conversatin went something like this...* Ok I boil the noodles after I salt the water?...Uh huh...a lil garlic in the sauce...why do I need too drain the hamburger meat??...Oh...I geuss its too late for meatballs then....*LOL I was ~cooking challenged~

**Puffen** · 12-18-2004, 06:53 PM

haha pamela : ), but arent u quite grown-up? Arent u like 35+ or something? xD

**Pamela** · 12-19-2004, 03:47 PM

LOL I am 42 years old sweety...but at the time I was only 19 and had not spent much time in the kitchen with Mom learning to cook!! She was always shooing me away cause I asked too many questions!((0+o How ELSE are you supposed to learn?))

**Mc_Blackzon** · 12-19-2004, 03:54 PM

err well your mom could just come over onec or twice a day and just cook the meals secretly... and then you tell your husband that you cooked them ¬¬
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