As I Mature

**Pamela** · 11-26-2004, 12:41 PM

I've learned that you can not make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just a$$holes.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.After that you better have
a big Willy or huge boobs.
I have learned that you should'nt compare yourself to others-- They are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting LONG after you thought you were through.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we are celebraties.
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,the passion fades,and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most about in this life are taken away from you too soon,and all the less important ones just never go away!:

This is just some funny things I got in an e-mail...If you can laugh at life...you will appreciate the humor!:)

**neurotiK** · 11-26-2004, 01:17 PM

Omg Lol!!! Pam You Are So Fvcking Funny!!!! Hahaha

**LostTrance** · 11-26-2004, 01:23 PM

Heh, some of them are pretty good.

**A|fzZz** · 11-26-2004, 02:30 PM

pretty nice pam...keep em comin'...

**Nubli** · 11-26-2004, 02:37 PM

Meh, one of her more subtle jokes :P

**splintercell** · 11-26-2004, 03:55 PM

Nice, lol most are true to...especially " I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it." that one.

**Silver Ice** · 11-27-2004, 02:54 AM

if one of your things isnt working... your kid probly broke it." lol

**knight_ofdoom** · 11-27-2004, 03:45 AM

lol good job. i prefered this one " I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we are celebraties." and "I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it".
lol good job pamela and post more thing like that!

**CheshireCat** · 11-27-2004, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pamela

I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it.

Lol Pam, I remember my parents always wondering where the backs of the remotes went. ;-)

**kurups** · 11-27-2004, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neurotiK

Omg Lol!!! Pam You Are So Fvcking Funny!!!! Hahaha

lol a bit over happy there arent you? lol its cool
pam they are all true lol and even though im no parent i am a kid therfor i know that 99percent if not 100 percent of the broken things are me or my little sister lol:

**ITH** · 11-27-2004, 05:26 AM

god job pamela now u can recive ur cookie at www.cookiesector.net

**A|fzZz** · 11-27-2004, 11:20 AM

hey pam...this is funny...move this to jokes to whoever see this...[mods/admins]

**Pamela** · 11-28-2004, 01:06 PM

LOL *Bows* I am glad you all enjoyed it!~smiles all big like~ And the thread move is accomplished!
*What the heck was I thinking putting it in Small Talk*....0-o

**A|fzZz** · 11-28-2004, 01:12 PM

man...where u get these emails from???
they are good...

**Pamela** · 11-28-2004, 01:23 PM

Mostly my Mom...sometimes my Neice or Sister-in-law!...I have had ,at various times, 80 E-Mails I try to wade thru....Today was only about 15 ~sighs and grins~

**A|fzZz** · 11-28-2004, 01:50 PM

lol...wonderin if u dun get to ur inbox for a day..wudnt it be full lol...
btw send me those funny stuffs too...

**Foog** · 11-28-2004, 07:46 PM

are you on any like joke of the day lists? i am on one of those, but they're usually really corny and stupid...anyways, i can identify with nearly all of those...specially the steamy relationship part...lol, prolblem is that i'm 14 and thus can't really hold a $$$ laden job...*sigh*

**papii05** · 12-01-2004, 01:18 AM

not bad, they dont compare to your other jokes though.

**Pamela** · 12-03-2004, 01:19 PM

Actually Im on a jokes of the day list as well...but I am serious when I tell you my Mom thinks its her MISSION in life to forward jokes!!....I swear that woman would go into withdrawls if she was parted from her Web T.V. and her mailing list!! ~_^

**Knight Blade** · 12-04-2004, 01:32 AM

lol. ur funny. i have a few funny ones that are not for the light of day. if u email me i can tell u a few.

11-26-2004, 12:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	I've learned that you can not make someone love you.All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just a$$holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes.After that you better have a big Willy or huge boobs. I have learned that you should'nt compare yourself to others-- They are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep vomiting LONG after you thought you were through. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we are celebraties. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,the passion fades,and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it. I've learned that the people you care most about in this life are taken away from you too soon,and all the less important ones just never go away!: This is just some funny things I got in an e-mail...If you can laugh at life...you will appreciate the humor!:) __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-28-2004, 01:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL Bows I am glad you all enjoyed it!~smiles all big like~ And the thread move is accomplished! What the heck was I thinking putting it in Small Talk....0-o __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-28-2004, 01:23 PM	#15 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Mostly my Mom...sometimes my Neice or Sister-in-law!...I have had ,at various times, 80 E-Mails I try to wade thru....Today was only about 15 ~sighs and grins~ __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

12-03-2004, 01:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Actually Im on a jokes of the day list as well...but I am serious when I tell you my Mom thinks its her MISSION in life to forward jokes!!....I swear that woman would go into withdrawls if she was parted from her Web T.V. and her mailing list!! ~_^ __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

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11-26-2004, 01:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
neurotiK Status: Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: USWEST Posts: 419 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:03:21 Hours Rep Power: 5	Omg Lol!!! Pam You Are So Fvcking Funny!!!! Hahaha

11-26-2004, 01:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
LostTrance Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 594 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:06:41 Hours Rep Power: 5	Heh, some of them are pretty good.

11-26-2004, 02:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	pretty nice pam...keep em comin'...

11-26-2004, 02:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nubli Status: *** Slave Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: California. Posts: 6,691** Credits: 60 Spent time on board: 18:52:07 Hours Rep Power: 18	Meh, one of her more subtle jokes :P

11-26-2004, 03:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
splintercell Status: Fing 1337 ~ KARANT* Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Behind this computer screen, USA Posts: 880 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	Nice, lol most are true to...especially " I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,and it only takes suspicion,not proof, to destroy it." that one.

11-27-2004, 02:54 AM	#7 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	if one of your things isnt working... your kid probly broke it." lol

11-27-2004, 03:45 AM	#8 (permalink)
knight_ofdoom Status: Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 151 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	lol good job. i prefered this one " I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,unless we are celebraties." and "I've learned that 99% of the time when something is not working in your house,one of your kids did it". lol good job pamela and post more thing like that!

11-27-2004, 05:26 AM	#11 (permalink)
ITH Status: ßÃ®ßã®î© Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 903 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 0:09:55 Hours Rep Power: 7	god job pamela now u can recive ur cookie at www.cookiesector.net

11-27-2004, 11:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	hey pam...this is funny...move this to jokes to whoever see this...[mods/admins]

11-28-2004, 01:12 PM	#14 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	man...where u get these emails from??? they are good...

11-28-2004, 01:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	lol...wonderin if u dun get to ur inbox for a day..wudnt it be full lol... btw send me those funny stuffs too...

11-28-2004, 07:46 PM	#17 (permalink)
Foog Status: F* SLIMP Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: C:\Program Files\Adobe\Photoshop CS 2.exe Posts: 2,962** Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 10	are you on any like joke of the day lists? i am on one of those, but they're usually really corny and stupid...anyways, i can identify with nearly all of those...specially the steamy relationship part...lol, prolblem is that i'm 14 and thus can't really hold a $$$ laden job...sigh

12-01-2004, 01:18 AM	#18 (permalink)
papii05 Status: Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 206 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	not bad, they dont compare to your other jokes though.

12-04-2004, 01:32 AM	#20 (permalink)
Knight Blade Status: Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: My computer chair, Narberth, PA Posts: 87 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	lol. ur funny. i have a few funny ones that are not for the light of day. if u email me i can tell u a few.