Passwords

**Pamela** · 11-02-2004, 10:35 AM

Perfect Password

>A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the

appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password? something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in P...E...N...I...S.

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***:

**Spitfire** · 11-02-2004, 10:39 AM

lmfao thats a good one!!!

**Anferny** · 11-02-2004, 10:42 AM

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PAM!! Where did you get that? If you made that up you're good.

**Pamela** · 11-02-2004, 11:18 AM

LOL Thanks guys! ~blush~ I just pass on stuff I get in E-Mails...I swear to God...my Mom has nothing better to do than send me Jokes! I just share the gigles with you guys!

**endromada** · 11-02-2004, 11:30 PM

Lol.. heard it b4 but still good

lieb · 11-02-2004, 11:35 PM

Lol Nice One Man Made Me Laugh So Hard!

**Silver Ice** · 11-03-2004, 02:35 AM

lol that is very clever

**Nubli** · 11-03-2004, 03:09 AM

Heard it before, but nonetheless, great :P

**A|fzZz** · 11-03-2004, 04:50 AM

heard it a few weeks back..

**Pamela** · 11-03-2004, 01:48 PM

LOL Me too! I get the same ones over....and over....~sighs~

**Fuggle** · 11-03-2004, 03:56 PM

lol lets make a thread "Pamela's Joke Of The Day" we can get that thread lasting a long time

**LostTrance** · 11-03-2004, 04:18 PM

I agree with SCF, wow I laughed so hard.

**Pamela** · 11-05-2004, 09:06 PM

LOL Ok I will make the thread I had about 70 E-Mail when I signed on today...Mom is bored apperantly!

**JesseDS** · 11-07-2004, 12:16 AM

HAHAHAHA u rock pam

**A|fzZz** · 11-07-2004, 03:31 AM

Oh my...who sends u these jokes...
ask him/her/them to add me to their "daily jokes list"...:)

**ken2520** · 11-07-2004, 03:36 AM

its her mom .. lol that is a funny one ^_^ not long enough ... *cough* *cough*

**Pamela** · 11-07-2004, 08:55 AM

LMAO...it is my MOTHER!....and my Niece!:P

**ig0tfish** · 11-24-2004, 12:37 AM

LOL! NICE! I GET IT HIS ***** IS NOT LONG ENUF LOLs!

**Hurly91** · 11-26-2004, 12:16 PM

Pamela's mother is really funny !!! LOL:

Pam's cool! :P

**Pamela** · 11-26-2004, 01:01 PM

OMG you guys have no Idea some of the naughty jokes my Mom sends me !^^ I really should tell you the *Alien joke*

@ Aliens land in the barren desert of the southwest U.S. and it happens to be a long abandoned old beat up gas station.One of them starts forward and sees what he thinks to be a contact a strange looking thing with numbers on it and some kind of device on the side((a gas pump)).Declaring in a firm voice he demands*Take me to your leader!*The other alien tugs at him whispering..."no let's get out of here"Ignoring him the first one announces more boldy"Take me to your leader!"
The second Alien ,now frantic pulls the first towards the space craft and yells "let's go!"
The first one says exasperatedly..."What is wrong with you? He was so scared he didn't even move!"
The second Alien replies...."Man I am NOT about to mess with ANYTHING that can wrap his D.I.C.K.
around his legs twice and still stick it in his ear!"

LOL God bless Mom!

11-02-2004, 10:35 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Perfect Password >A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password? something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in P...E...N...I...S. His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: *PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*: __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-02-2004, 11:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL Thanks guys! ~blush~ I just pass on stuff I get in E-Mails...I swear to God...my Mom has nothing better to do than send me Jokes! I just share the gigles with you guys! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-03-2004, 01:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL Me too! I get the same ones over....and over....~sighs~ __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-03-2004, 03:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fuggle Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,489 Credits: 201 Spent time on board: 3 Days and 17:45:40 Hours Rep Power: 13	lol lets make a thread "Pamela's Joke Of The Day" we can get that thread lasting a long time __________________ Nobody can handle the leetness of this sig.

11-05-2004, 09:06 PM	#13 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL Ok I will make the thread I had about 70 E-Mail when I signed on today...Mom is bored apperantly! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-02-2004, 10:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Spitfire Status: Founder Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 4,641 Credits: 787 Spent time on board: 1 Week, 1 Day and 8:27:23 Hours Rep Power: 15	lmfao thats a good one!!!

11-02-2004, 10:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Anferny Status: Suicidal Child Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Jersey Posts: 1,253 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 7	LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, PAM!! Where did you get that? If you made that up you're good.

11-02-2004, 11:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Lol.. heard it b4 but still good

11-02-2004, 11:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
lieb Status: Newcomer Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 24 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Lol Nice One Man Made Me Laugh So Hard!

11-03-2004, 02:35 AM	#7 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	lol that is very clever

11-03-2004, 03:09 AM	#8 (permalink)
Nubli Status: *** Slave Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: California. Posts: 6,691** Credits: 60 Spent time on board: 18:52:07 Hours Rep Power: 18	Heard it before, but nonetheless, great :P

11-03-2004, 04:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	heard it a few weeks back..

11-03-2004, 04:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
LostTrance Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 594 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:06:41 Hours Rep Power: 5	I agree with SCF, wow I laughed so hard.

11-07-2004, 12:16 AM	#14 (permalink)
JesseDS Status: Veteran Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 480 Credits: 100 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	HAHAHAHA u rock pam

11-07-2004, 03:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	Oh my...who sends u these jokes... ask him/her/them to add me to their "daily jokes list"...:)

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11-07-2004, 03:36 AM	#16 (permalink)
ken2520 Status: Pooned by a Spoon Join Date: May 2004 Location: Richmond, Bc, Posts: 771 Credits: 102 Spent time on board: 1:26:36 Hours Rep Power: 6	its her mom .. lol that is a funny one ^_^ not long enough ... cough cough

11-07-2004, 08:55 AM	#17 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LMAO...it is my MOTHER!....and my Niece!:P __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-24-2004, 12:37 AM	#18 (permalink)
ig0tfish Status: Veteran Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Den of Evil Posts: 187 Credits: 104 Spent time on board: 2:33:08 Hours Rep Power: 5	LOL! NICE! I GET IT HIS ***** IS NOT LONG ENUF LOLs!

11-26-2004, 12:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
Hurly91 Status: The Immortals Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,198 Credits: 100 Spent time on board: 2:59:43 Hours Rep Power: 8	Pamela's mother is really funny !!! LOL: Pam's cool! :P

11-26-2004, 01:01 PM	#20 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,270 Credits: 289 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	OMG you guys have no Idea some of the naughty jokes my Mom sends me !^^ I really should tell you the Alien joke @ Aliens land in the barren desert of the southwest U.S. and it happens to be a long abandoned old beat up gas station.One of them starts forward and sees what he thinks to be a contact a strange looking thing with numbers on it and some kind of device on the side((a gas pump)).Declaring in a firm voice he demandsTake me to your leader!The other alien tugs at him whispering..."no let's get out of here"Ignoring him the first one announces more boldy"Take me to your leader!" The second Alien ,now frantic pulls the first towards the space craft and yells "let's go!" The first one says exasperatedly..."What is wrong with you? He was so scared he didn't even move!" The second Alien replies...."Man I am NOT about to mess with ANYTHING that can wrap his D.I.C.K. around his legs twice and still stick it in his ear!" LOL God bless Mom! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!