Lil Ole Ladies....Gotta Love Em!!

**Pamela** · 11-01-2004, 02:59 PM

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby.

The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise.

After much consideration and discussion, they
passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family
expanded, so would his paycheck.

After six children, this started to get expensive
and the congregation decided to hold another
meeting to discuss the preacher's salary.

There was much yelling and bickering about how
much the clergyman's additional children were
costing the church.

Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the
crowd. "Having children is an act of God!"
Silence fell upon the congregation...

No one dared to challenge the thought.

In the back of the room a little old lady stood
up and in her frail voice said: "Snow and rain
are also acts of God, but when we get too much,
we wear rubbers!"

Don't you just love little old ladies ??!!!!!

**Fuggle** · 11-01-2004, 07:09 PM

lol that one was pretty good. lil sexual innuendo tho in there. lol

**DeStRuCtIoN** · 11-02-2004, 03:58 AM

i don't get it....

Fangrend · 11-02-2004, 06:58 AM

i dont get it either...

**DeStRuCtIoN** · 11-02-2004, 07:14 AM

can sum1 PLZ expalin to us wat's so funny here?

**TroGdoR** · 11-02-2004, 07:20 AM

Rubbers are rainjackets with snow and rain. Rubbers are condoms with sex. Simple enough? Instead of spamming about how you don't understand the joke, do some reading up...

**Pamela** · 11-02-2004, 11:32 AM

LOL go Trogdor! Yes in the rain and snow to *protect* your body you wear a raincoat and rubber boots...also known as Galoshes...and in sex you wear a condom...also known as a *rubber*...to *protect* from pregnancies!...Make sense now?

**LostTrance** · 11-02-2004, 12:38 PM

Haha, wow you need to post more of these.:

**medicine_man** · 11-02-2004, 03:21 PM

Hahaha, I liked it. Here's another preacher/church joke.

A woman and a man are married. The wife notices that her husband falls asleep very often during service, so the wife talks to the preacher about it. The preacher hands her a sharp stick and says,"Poke him with this every time I give the signal." The next sunday, the preacher is preaching. He says "Who is our precious Heavenly Father?" He then gives the signal, so the lady jabs her sleeping husband. He yelps out "God!" The preacher then says "Who is the Son of Man?" He gives the signal again so the lady again pokes her husband. He yells "Jesus!" The preacher then went on and said "What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?" The wife, thinking the preacher gave the signal again, pokes her husband. He yells out "If you poke me with that thing 1 more time I'm going to break it in half and shove it up your ***!" The congregation says "Amen."

It's pretty long, but I like it.

**Silver Ice** · 11-02-2004, 06:46 PM

lol both of those jokes are good.

**endromada** · 11-02-2004, 11:24 PM

lol that joke is backwards... the woman needs to say "if u poke me one more..." otherwise its kind of... yeah...

11-01-2004, 02:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd. "Having children is an act of God!" Silence fell upon the congregation... No one dared to challenge the thought. In the back of the room a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said: "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!" Don't you just love little old ladies ??!!!!! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

11-01-2004, 07:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fuggle Status: Viva La Revolucion! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia Posts: 4,493 Credits: 206 Spent time on board: 3 Days and 19:06:43 Hours Rep Power: 13	lol that one was pretty good. lil sexual innuendo tho in there. lol __________________ Nobody can handle the leetness of this sig.

11-02-2004, 11:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,273 Credits: 292 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL go Trogdor! Yes in the rain and snow to protect your body you wear a raincoat and rubber boots...also known as Galoshes...and in sex you wear a condom...also known as a rubber...to protect from pregnancies!...Make sense now? __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

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11-02-2004, 03:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
DeStRuCtIoN Status: FeArMyPoWeR Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Auckland, NEW ZEALAND Posts: 1,405 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 3:49:02 Hours Rep Power: 7	i don't get it....

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Fangrend Status: Newcomer Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 21 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	i dont get it either...

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DeStRuCtIoN Status: FeArMyPoWeR Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Auckland, NEW ZEALAND Posts: 1,405 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 3:49:02 Hours Rep Power: 7	can sum1 PLZ expalin to us wat's so funny here?

11-02-2004, 07:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
TroGdoR Status: The Burninator Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Benmark(a sub-level country underneath Denmark) Posts: 1,902 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 3:19:14 Hours Rep Power: 8	Rubbers are rainjackets with snow and rain. Rubbers are condoms with sex. Simple enough? Instead of spamming about how you don't understand the joke, do some reading up...

11-02-2004, 12:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
LostTrance Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 594 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:06:41 Hours Rep Power: 5	Haha, wow you need to post more of these.:

11-02-2004, 03:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
medicine_man Status: Veteran Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 477 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	Hahaha, I liked it. Here's another preacher/church joke. A woman and a man are married. The wife notices that her husband falls asleep very often during service, so the wife talks to the preacher about it. The preacher hands her a sharp stick and says,"Poke him with this every time I give the signal." The next sunday, the preacher is preaching. He says "Who is our precious Heavenly Father?" He then gives the signal, so the lady jabs her sleeping husband. He yelps out "God!" The preacher then says "Who is the Son of Man?" He gives the signal again so the lady again pokes her husband. He yells "Jesus!" The preacher then went on and said "What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?" The wife, thinking the preacher gave the signal again, pokes her husband. He yells out "If you poke me with that thing 1 more time I'm going to break it in half and shove it up your ***!" The congregation says "Amen." It's pretty long, but I like it.

11-02-2004, 06:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	lol both of those jokes are good.

11-02-2004, 11:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
endromada Status: Bookworm, Extrodinare Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Im a Hobo! Posts: 334 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	lol that joke is backwards... the woman needs to say "if u poke me one more..." otherwise its kind of... yeah...