God Bless the Blonds! - Page 2

**Pamela** · 12-05-2004, 12:48 PM

I do NOT remember if I posted this before...but its funy and worth repeating if I did!

Blonde Horseback Riding

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is battered against the ground over and over, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

HeHe

**Knight Blade** · 12-05-2004, 03:37 PM

**ducky01** · 12-05-2004, 03:43 PM

y r blonds so stupid?.......

**Pamela** · 12-07-2004, 12:59 PM

Its just a pervasive notion we as a society keep alive...many Blondes have I.Q.s in the genuis level...and try to keep in mind...it IS a joke...er...or are you blonde? 0_o ((j/k))

**Hamel** · 12-07-2004, 06:50 PM

Haha that was funny pam....i would kinda like to see that happen....god im bad. Lol

**Pamela** · 12-10-2004, 09:22 AM

LOL...you know I get a ~visual~ evreytime I see that one....LOL I mean I actually can picture all this!
~_^

**D4rkSl4y3r** · 12-17-2004, 09:50 PM

that was good i loved the walmart one you have the best jokes and i think your the most appreciated member around here...keep it up

**Pamela** · 12-18-2004, 11:26 AM

He He...Thank you ~bows~ I try !! I do like your sig btw^^ I just want to see* more *of that CAR!!

**D4rkSl4y3r** · 12-18-2004, 12:22 PM

well ty for the complement the only one i got and it is the very first sig i ever made that looked cool....ty and tell us when you get more jokes

12-05-2004, 12:48 PM	#21 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,269 Credits: 287 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	I do NOT remember if I posted this before...but its funy and worth repeating if I did! Blonde Horseback Riding A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves. As her head is battered against the ground over and over, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.... Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse. HeHe __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

12-05-2004, 03:37 PM	#22 (permalink)
Knight Blade Status: Forum Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: My computer chair, Narberth, PA Posts: 87 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 4	lol

12-07-2004, 12:59 PM	#24 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,269 Credits: 287 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	Its just a pervasive notion we as a society keep alive...many Blondes have I.Q.s in the genuis level...and try to keep in mind...it IS a joke...er...or are you blonde? 0_o ((j/k)) __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

12-07-2004, 06:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
Hamel Status: *** Elder Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Syracuse, New York Posts: 1,062** Credits: 10 Spent time on board: 2:22:01 Hours Rep Power: 7	Haha that was funny pam....i would kinda like to see that happen....god im bad. Lol __________________

12-10-2004, 09:22 AM	#26 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,269 Credits: 287 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	LOL...you know I get a ~visual~ evreytime I see that one....LOL I mean I actually can picture all this! ~_^ __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

12-05-2004, 03:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
ducky01 Status: The Unoriginal Painter Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 781 Credits: 100 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 5	y r blonds so stupid?.......

12-17-2004, 09:50 PM	#27 (permalink)
D4rkSl4y3r Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: South carolina Posts: 558 Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	that was good i loved the walmart one you have the best jokes and i think your the most appreciated member around here...keep it up

12-18-2004, 11:26 AM	#28 (permalink)
Pamela Status: A Light in your Darkness Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 5,269 Credits: 287 Spent time on board: :0:0 Hours Rep Power: 16	He He...Thank you ~bows~ I try !! I do like your sig btw^^ I just want to see* more *of that CAR!! __________________ A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!!

12-18-2004, 12:22 PM	#29 (permalink)
D4rkSl4y3r Status: Forum Elder Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: South carolina Posts: 558 Credits: 20 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 6	well ty for the complement the only one i got and it is the very first sig i ever made that looked cool....ty and tell us when you get more jokes

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