A guy walk's into a bar..... - Page 2

**Hamel** · 10-12-2004, 05:35 PM

Ok i made it so its about a bar

3 guys go into a bar and get shot and end up in hell
when they meet the devil, the devil tells them they can go back to earth if the *****'s all together equal 10 in.
So the first guy pulls down his panths and has a 5 in *****
the second guy pulls down his panths and has a 4 in *****
the third guy pulls down his panths and has a 1 in *****
so the devil sends then back to earth
when they get to earth the third man says you guys are lucky i had a boner

(lame o_O heh)

**n3kk1d-l337** · 10-13-2004, 04:18 AM

I've heard a joke like that but...

how is that a bar joke?

**brain** · 10-14-2004, 02:28 AM

heres a bar joke i find funny

a guy goes to bar and order a lot of drinks. after a while he's had too many drinks so the bartender kicks him out. so the guy walks down the street lookin for another bar. he walks a few blocks and sees a gay bar. he thinks to himself "its ok im just gonna go in and have a few drinks, it wont make me gay" so he goes in. asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender says "if u want a drink u have to tell me ur d*ick's name". the guys thinkin fine, w/e. so he turns to the guy on his left and asks him wut his d*ck's name is, he says "john". the guy turns to the person on his right and asks again, he says "april". so the guy turns to the bartender and says "my d*ick's name is Secret". the barkep gives him a drink and asks y he named it that. the guy tells the barkeep "i named it secret cuz its strong enough for a man but made for a woman"

kinda long but i like it

**Mr. Fabulous** · 10-14-2004, 03:35 AM

"heh" pretty good where'd ya hear it?

**kurups** · 10-17-2004, 06:33 AM

knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
dont cry its only a knock knock joke ( my four year old sister told me that one lol i coldnt not post it, besides its one of the few clean jokes out there)

**dim_sum** · 10-17-2004, 07:35 AM

What the hell? That isn't a bar joke and everyone knows it. Anyway, I have a lame one but all bar jokes are lame aren't they?

A man walks into bar with sandwich under his arm and says:"Can I have a beer and one for the sandwich."
The barman then says:"Sorry, we don't serve food here."
:

Ha ha, so funny...

banane^ · 10-17-2004, 07:43 AM

Quote:

a guy walked in a bar and saw 3 gay men sitting on 1 chair and the guy asks how did the 3 of u sit on 1 chair and still having fun? cause they were getting analed by the legs of the chair O.o

i know the choke with 4 girls :O

**fortunecookieX** · 10-17-2004, 10:37 PM

okay i got one funnyest joke of life
a horse walks into a bar and bar tender goes why the long face

**Silver Ice** · 10-30-2004, 06:54 AM

lol those are some funny jokes.

**A|fzZz** · 10-30-2004, 08:18 AM

hmm...a thread 12 days old...
~closed

10-12-2004, 05:35 PM	#21 (permalink)
Hamel Status: *** Elder Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Syracuse, New York Posts: 1,062** Credits: 10 Spent time on board: 2:22:01 Hours Rep Power: 7	Ok i made it so its about a bar 3 guys go into a bar and get shot and end up in hell when they meet the devil, the devil tells them they can go back to earth if the ***'s all together equal 10 in. So the first guy pulls down his panths and has a 5 in * the second guy pulls down his panths and has a 4 in * the third guy pulls down his panths and has a 1 in *** so the devil sends then back to earth when they get to earth the third man says you guys are lucky i had a boner (lame o_O heh) __________________

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10-13-2004, 04:18 AM	#22 (permalink)
n3kk1d-l337 Status: Veteran Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 232 Credits: 2 Spent time on board: 1:28:49 Hours Rep Power: 5	I've heard a joke like that but... how is that a bar joke?

10-14-2004, 02:28 AM	#23 (permalink)
brain Status: Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: mississauga, ontario Posts: 131 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:06:20 Hours Rep Power: 5	heres a bar joke i find funny a guy goes to bar and order a lot of drinks. after a while he's had too many drinks so the bartender kicks him out. so the guy walks down the street lookin for another bar. he walks a few blocks and sees a gay bar. he thinks to himself "its ok im just gonna go in and have a few drinks, it wont make me gay" so he goes in. asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender says "if u want a drink u have to tell me ur dick's name". the guys thinkin fine, w/e. so he turns to the guy on his left and asks him wut his dck's name is, he says "john". the guy turns to the person on his right and asks again, he says "april". so the guy turns to the bartender and says "my d*ick's name is Secret". the barkep gives him a drink and asks y he named it that. the guy tells the barkeep "i named it secret cuz its strong enough for a man but made for a woman" kinda long but i like it

10-14-2004, 03:35 AM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Fabulous Status: Cthulhu Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wandering my soul. Posts: 1,092 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 7	"heh" pretty good where'd ya hear it?

10-17-2004, 06:33 AM	#25 (permalink)
kurups Status: Grip N' Sip Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Posts: 1,163 Credits: 70 Spent time on board: 1 Day and 1:24:15 Hours Rep Power: 7	knock knock whos there boo boo who dont cry its only a knock knock joke ( my four year old sister told me that one lol i coldnt not post it, besides its one of the few clean jokes out there)

10-17-2004, 07:35 AM	#26 (permalink)
dim_sum Status: Veteran Join Date: May 2004 Location: Vic, Australia Posts: 432 Credits: 100 Spent time on board: 0:05:45 Hours Rep Power: 5	What the hell? That isn't a bar joke and everyone knows it. Anyway, I have a lame one but all bar jokes are lame aren't they? A man walks into bar with sandwich under his arm and says:"Can I have a beer and one for the sandwich." The barman then says:"Sorry, we don't serve food here." : Ha ha, so funny...

10-17-2004, 10:37 PM	#28 (permalink)
fortunecookieX Status: Forum Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 76 Credits: 0 Spent time on board: 0:00:43 Hours Rep Power: 5	okay i got one funnyest joke of life a horse walks into a bar and bar tender goes why the long face

10-30-2004, 06:54 AM	#29 (permalink)
Silver Ice Status: MS guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: abbotsford,BC Posts: 6,484 Credits: 30 Spent time on board: - Rep Power: 18	lol those are some funny jokes.

10-30-2004, 08:18 AM	#30 (permalink)
A\|fzZz Status: Retired S.Mod Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,900 Credits: 28 Spent time on board: 20:04:39 Hours Rep Power: 20	hmm...a thread 12 days old... ~closed