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Old 02-18-2006, 11:32 PM
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Polish Joke - Posted: 02-18-2006
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A Polish immigrant goes to the Massachusetts Department of Motor Vehicles in Salem to apply for a driver's license and is told he has to take an eye test.The examiner shows him a card with the letters:

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"Can you read this?" the examiner asks.


"Read it?" the Polish guy replies, "I know the guy."

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Old 02-18-2006, 11:44 PM
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not bad, i got one too, but its kinda lame.

what are polish paratroopers called?


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Old 02-18-2006, 11:47 PM
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funny cause its true fuggle...
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Old 03-10-2006, 03:18 PM
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Don't know much about the Polish, besides the fact that they are huge, talk funny, and have a tendancy to dress like giant elves with their high, ringed stockings and pointy hats and shoes. Yah Yah!

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Old 03-10-2006, 06:07 PM
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So this polish guy walks up to me with a pile of dog crap in his hands and he says "Look what I almost stepped in!"
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Old 03-10-2006, 06:38 PM
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Don't know much about the Pollish, besides the fact that they are huge, talk funny, and have a tendancy to dress like giant elves with there high, ringed stockings and pointy hats and shoes. Yah Yah!
Yay, Lets all through rough generalizations around about people we have never seen.


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Old 03-11-2006, 06:47 AM
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lols..
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Old 03-24-2006, 05:50 PM
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I'm saying what seen from Hollywoods point of view, which I know is not adequet but oh well, this is America, everything is twisted. And if you are telling jokes about Polish people, then why does it matter if I say they look like giant elves (from Hollywoods point of view, but that is besides the point)?
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they do huh? never noticed Papushka looking like a garden gnome but thats me i guess.
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