XxDark_MindxX
09-02-2004, 11:11 PM
How do you entertain 4 gay guys at a bar?
Flip a bar stool over...
Whats the worst thing too do too a blind man when hes about too take a crap?
Shove a plunger in the tolite...
heres one more anoying long and stupid joke i heard years ago...
Theres a kid on one side of the street and a girl on the other the kids bouncing his ball and it goes across the street the girl yells and tells him too come get it and he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes across too get his ball, She invites him into the house "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes inside the house, She says come up stairs with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes up stairs and down the hall, She says come into my room with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes in her room and she says take off your cloths now, "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so hes naked and shes naked and well they start doing it, The dad walks in and says GET THE F*** OFF MY DAUGHTER NOW! he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too.
Not the funniest joke but i thought id say it also this old joke too,
It was a dark night thunder everywere so the child runs into his parents room and jumps in bed "the parents are naked" the kid asks what are you doing too mommy, The dad says im parking my porche in her garage okay, he says daddy my little red racer beat you too it!
Flip a bar stool over...
Whats the worst thing too do too a blind man when hes about too take a crap?
Shove a plunger in the tolite...
heres one more anoying long and stupid joke i heard years ago...
Theres a kid on one side of the street and a girl on the other the kids bouncing his ball and it goes across the street the girl yells and tells him too come get it and he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes across too get his ball, She invites him into the house "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes inside the house, She says come up stairs with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes up stairs and down the hall, She says come into my room with me, he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so he goes in her room and she says take off your cloths now, "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too" she says "ill give you an oreo" He says "OKAY" so hes naked and shes naked and well they start doing it, The dad walks in and says GET THE F*** OFF MY DAUGHTER NOW! he says "my Momma told me not too i dont think i want too.
Not the funniest joke but i thought id say it also this old joke too,
It was a dark night thunder everywere so the child runs into his parents room and jumps in bed "the parents are naked" the kid asks what are you doing too mommy, The dad says im parking my porche in her garage okay, he says daddy my little red racer beat you too it!