1. "The union president called - he said the pilots' strike starts IMMEDIATELY."

2. "We'll just ask the flight attendant to wake us up when we get there."

3. "My name is Forrest Gump - people call me Forrest Gump."

4. "Hey, Jim, do you remember where we're going?"

5. "Buckle your seat belt - I'm going to try something I saw in a cartoon."

6. "Bye, bye, Miss American Pie..."

7. "Wow, we're sure a lot lighter now that we dropped that second engine!"

8. "Only 500 more flight hours, and I'll get my license!"

9. "They say this plane practically flies itself. Good thing, huh?"

10. "TODAY WE DIE FOR ALLAH!"

lol ok I got one to add...

11. "What does this button do?..."

lol that last 1 is particulary nice.

"today we die for allah" thats sort of funny but mean, because thats pretty much what the hijackers said before they crashed into the two towers, and then tried to crash into the pentagon....


sorry to bring that up