Ok, yeah i post a lot of jokes; here's 3 blonde jokes:




1. A blonde, brunette and redhead were caught speeding. A police officer turned on his siren. The blonde sped of to a nearby barn. The barn had 3 sacs in it. They each took 1 sac. The police officer came in and kicked the first sac. The redhead was in it, she said "Woof, woof!" The police officer said "Oh, it's just a dog." He kicked the second sac, the brunette was in it. She said "Meow!" The police officer said "Oh, it's just a cat." He kicked the third sac, the blonde was in it. She yelled "POTATOES!"



2. A blonde, brunette and redhead were about to get executed. When it came the redhead's turn, the exucutioner chanted "Ready, Aim..." Then the redhead reacted quick and yelled "TORNADO!" Then everybody ducked down. While everybody was distracted she ran away. Then came the brunette's turn. then executioner chanted "Ready, Aim..." Then the brunette reacted and yelled "EARTHQUAKE!" Everybody ducked down. while they were distracted she ran. Then came the blonde's turn. The executioner chanted "Ready, Aim..." Then the blonde yelled "FIRE!"



3. A blonde girl transfers to a private school. She was required to wear a uniform with a skirt. At Recess the boys would pay her to climp up the tree. Afterschool she went home and asked her mom this "Why do the boys pay me to climb up the tree?" Her mom replied "To look at your panties" Next day, the blonde wore no panties.

lol i got one'
a blond goes to radioshake and *** the guy how much the tv is,the guy says we dont sell tv to blond,
so the bolnd turns into a redhead and goes into radioshake and ask how much the tv is and the guy goes we dont sell tv to blonds,then she goes blackhair and goes in to radio shake and ask how much the tv is and the guy says the samething so she ask how he no it was her and he goes thats not a tv its a microwave

Heh, number 2 is pretty damn funny.

i lik the pantie one ol shes so dumb..

Yea...thats kinda the point.

i know the microwave 1 i just forgot to post lol. thanks

the 1st joke u posted used to be an irish man, a white guy and an asian, cause people didnt like irish when that joke was made up

here is one:
Redhead, Brunette, and a Blonde has a swim competition to swim across the lake
First the readhead goes and she gets tired halfway and she drowns
second the brunette goes and she gets tired halfway and she drowns
third the blonde goes and she gets tired halfway so she decides to come back

its been so long since i heard this so it might be a lil weird..

lol that actually makes the blonde look a bit smart by comming back and not drowning. and its a rdheard, brunette, and a blonde HAVE not has, has is singular

yea but the point is dat she culd of actually finished the race

Q: What do u do when a blone throws a grenade at you?
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A:Pull the pin at throw it back.

lol, its old but i still think its a bit funny

here is one:
Redhead, Brunette, and a Blonde has a swim competition to swim across the lake
First the readhead goes and she gets tired halfway and she drowns
second the brunette goes and she gets tired halfway and she drowns
third the blonde goes and she gets tired halfway so she decides to come back

its been so long since i heard this so it might be a lil weird..
How do you think she got all the way back?

She floated with her chest :P

A blond is driving down the road when she sees a police car with its siren and lights on. Miraculously she pulls over after wondering what is going on and is approached by a blond female police officer. The officer asks the blonde driver for her licence and the driver replies, "What does that look like?" The officer responds, "It's a little rectangular thing with your face on it." The driver says, "OH! I know where it is," and proceeds to open the glove box of her car and pull out her compact makeup mirror. She opens it up, looks at it, and hands it to the cop. The blond officer looks at it and says, "Oh, you can go, I didn't know you were a cop."

LOL blonde jokes are always funny

Q: What do u do when a blone throws a grenade at you?
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A:Pull the pin at throw it back.

lol, its old but i still think its a bit funny same joke from the newfie war. just modified a bit

heres kinda stupid joke i heard...

Q: How do u know when a blonde was at a computer?

A: The Joystick is wet

Its kinda lame ><

ya that was lame

Q.how do u give a blonde a brain transplant?



A. You blow in her ear

i saw that the other day sumwhere.
what u call a zit on a blondes ***

a brain tumor

A blond is driving down the road when she sees a police car with its siren and lights on. Miraculously she pulls over after wondering what is going on and is approached by a blond female police officer. The officer asks the blonde driver for her licence and the driver replies, "What does that look like?" The officer responds, "It's a little rectangular thing with your face on it." The driver says, "OH! I know where it is," and proceeds to open the glove box of her car and pull out her compact makeup mirror. She opens it up, looks at it, and hands it to the cop. The blond officer looks at it and says, "Oh, you can go, I didn't know you were a cop."
a blonde officer or what
i never thought that blonde guys meet thier match
ohh and in the first jokes the second was awesommmmmmmeee!!!!!!!!!!;)