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Skye
08-04-2008, 02:20 AM
A woman was in a coma; she had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.'
The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate, 'code blue' alarm.
The nurses ran back into the room. 'What happened!?'
'I'm not sure', said the husband, 'maybe she choked!'

Ragnarhox
08-04-2008, 09:00 PM
Gag.

Obfuscate
08-05-2008, 03:42 AM
This is why nurses and doctors need to learn to communicate more effectively.

Ares
08-05-2008, 04:44 AM
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and lol at your post Obs

KazeCloud
08-05-2008, 04:56 AM
Hahaha. That was a bit funny.

Pamela
08-12-2008, 09:53 AM
I think the husband was confused! LOL