It's an old one, but a good one.

Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie Engineer are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of You one wish, Which is three wishes in total' says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile inCanada.' POOOOFF! With The blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine,IraqandIran so that no infidels, Americans or Australians can come into our precious state.' POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Aussie Engineer says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Aussie Engineer sits down,cracks a beer, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water'.........

lol that was great. For people's information, highlight the post and you can see it. If Skye is reading this, you might want to change the color of the font.

Pure genous, its awesome.

Oh.... oh dear.

Any blonde jokes and I'll kick your ass x)

I made it bright fluro pink for you. Mostly Math though.

what?

ah good joke. lol sucks to be those countries

Nothing Math, nothing at all x)

rofl!
never heard of the joke. i need to remember this one. ^^

i actually LOL'd when I read that. good one. haha!

I LMFAO at that hun...OMG it was great!

lol i had some drink in my mouth at the last part and almost spit it back up.. that is funny i laughed at it and also had to tell my girlfriend