Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river.

Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: '***, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! .... *** gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: '***, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river.'

Poof! ... *** gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: '***, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river.'

Poof! .... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

Moral

'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you to!'

I am horrifically offended by that joke. LOL not really, great read Pam, thanks for a good laugh.

i am highly offended here, but it is still funny. lol. i can appreciate this one, but not as much as if i were a girl.

i am not offended, all males are like that, and all females are more competent than males

Yuck!

This can't be from your mother, her joke are usually better!

yeah, this joke wasn't the best, but it is still better than some of the ones i have heard.