kurups
05-23-2008, 10:24 AM
So at Whole Foods today I ran into this woman who was wearing her pink matching juicy track suit, high heels (oh god, i know), had her mac book air case on her back and 6000 dollar sun glasses (she was sure to let me know). Not to mention she drove a Prius and had her hair in a ponytail with a diamond encrusted hair clip.
So at the store I dropped an avocado and she almost stepped on it. I was sure to apologize (just to be courteous, as that's generally what people do... even though I didn't actually do anything 'wrong'. She immediately proceeds to say "Excuse you! Why the HELL would you drop an avocado butter fingers?" In shock I wasn't sure how to respond to this ****. I just kind of said after a blank stare "what??". In response I get a "****ing teenagers these days...." I was so close to punching her in the face but for fear of the law and being a woman beater. I was sure not to and told her that she had the intelligence level equivalent to that of an aborted fetus and deserved nothing better than to be shot in the neck. I followed up with a quick "**** your children and your husband is a ****ing moron for marrying you." to make sure I hit close to home...
So tell us here at B2S who it is you would wish just die or simply parish from the earth.
So at the store I dropped an avocado and she almost stepped on it. I was sure to apologize (just to be courteous, as that's generally what people do... even though I didn't actually do anything 'wrong'. She immediately proceeds to say "Excuse you! Why the HELL would you drop an avocado butter fingers?" In shock I wasn't sure how to respond to this ****. I just kind of said after a blank stare "what??". In response I get a "****ing teenagers these days...." I was so close to punching her in the face but for fear of the law and being a woman beater. I was sure not to and told her that she had the intelligence level equivalent to that of an aborted fetus and deserved nothing better than to be shot in the neck. I followed up with a quick "**** your children and your husband is a ****ing moron for marrying you." to make sure I hit close to home...
So tell us here at B2S who it is you would wish just die or simply parish from the earth.