Me, being bored as **** as always decided to see if the prices were still jacked up on video game consoles thanks to moronic parents who want to spoil their impatient pricks of children with gaming consoles rather than waiting like 2 weeks to get it normal priced after Christmas.

Here's one I found
Everything i have, xbox 360 PS3 94 camaro computer etc - eBay (item 190186013411 end time Jan-06-08 04:47:37 PST) (http://cgi.ebay.com/Everything-i-have-xbox-360-PS3-94-camaro-computer-etc_W0QQitemZ190186013411QQihZ009QQcategoryZ1468QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
Interesting reasoning from this guy to say the least.

And the other
L@@K NEW NINTENDO WII. 100% POSITIVE FEEDBACK - eBay (item 300186860087 end time Jan-05-08 19:26:09 PST) (http://cgi.ebay.com/L-K-NEW-NINTENDO-WII-100-POSITIVE-FEEDBACK_W0QQitemZ300186860087QQihZ020QQcategoryZ6 2054QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)
I read the first paragraph of that colorful wall of text and went on with my business, thoroughly confused in what he was trying to accomplish with the rest of the stuff there.

Big Lego collection, with a lot of older sets and some recent ones such as the newer star wars AAT tank and MTT transport

ROFL! Is this guy serious, or is it just another Ebay joke?

The second one is a joke...

While reading the first one, all I was thinking was, "This guy is having a massive garage sale and selling everything all at once". I wonder what that guy will have left to do once the auction is over.

The second one was dumb imo.