View Full Version : How to handle irritating seatmates on an airplane


Blue
11-27-2007, 09:47 PM
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.

6. Then hit this link <http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf>

Aemaeth
11-27-2007, 10:09 PM
Made of win.

Nex
11-28-2007, 01:09 AM
Hahaha, that awesome, really think people would fall for it though?

tigeroip
11-28-2007, 01:15 AM
holy shit thats funny, but if you would actually do that on a plane, serious shit would happen to you

Arc
11-28-2007, 01:59 AM
haha sweet im going on a plane tomorrow for a trip to toronto.....now if only i had a laptop :(

tigeroip
11-28-2007, 03:32 AM
oh your coming to toronto??? might as well give a visit to niagara falls, i live 15 min away from it

The Mob
11-28-2007, 05:04 AM
LMAO that is brilliant.
but ya.. you could get into sooooo much shit its not even funny. but if the person saw you going to that website, then that mite ruin it.

Fuggle
12-01-2007, 12:18 AM
Idk about you, but getting internet on my laptop mid flight generally isn't happening.

Aemaeth
12-01-2007, 12:35 AM
Idk about you, but getting internet on my laptop mid flight generally isn't happening.
It's only a simple website, you could save the page to the HD easily.

KazeCloud
12-01-2007, 01:00 AM
Lol. I'm pretty sure the person next to you will be extremely scared. People don't know about computers as much as I thought they did.

fleaflickerx
12-01-2007, 01:28 AM
Thats ****ing epic!!

bigdeath
12-01-2007, 03:58 AM
Something tells me the air marshall would not look to kindly on a stunt like that lol.

Pamela
12-08-2007, 02:14 PM
Yah I am with Bigdeath on that one. However if you do not CARE about possible reprecussions,then I would say go for it! Funny stuff dude!

Sentience
12-08-2007, 02:58 PM
I don't believe it's illegal to have a timer on your computer. Maybe you're timing your blinks? Rofl.


Either way, hilarious, I may just try it. Too bad I'm not Arabic, because then it would definitly hundreds of times funnier.

Blue
12-08-2007, 03:14 PM
I don't believe it's illegal to have a timer on your computer. Maybe you're timing your blinks? Rofl.


Either way, hilarious, I may just try it. Too bad I'm not Arabic, because then it would definitly hundreds of times funnier.

Get a friend, make a video and post in on youtube. smartass2