Prophet says:
Comments by patients during Colonoscopies
Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam are quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following were actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies :
Prophet says:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Prophet says:
5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
Prophet says:
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."
Prophet says:
13. "Should I smile for my Kodak Moment?"
And the best one of all...
14. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lmao
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
Fleas Dad has to have one today

"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out"
I think that ones the best.

Yah I was laughing a lot reading that.devilish:

rolleyes:
Heard these before.

"Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

Nice!

It would be funny if "Did you really have to sing "Closer" during the whole thing" was in there.

Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

I'd hope so.