iGod | Chat with God (http://www.titane.ca/igod/)

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Me:
Jew
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Skanky
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Skanky.
Me:
I hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
You are all jews
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am jews.
Me:
Go for it *****
God:
You do not speak with respect. With your permission then.
Me:
Screw you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
**** no
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
Yeah and I don't give a shit
God:
Next question? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Wife beating and eating babies
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I don't listen to anybody.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
****os
God:
I get my ideas from my botmaster.
Me:
Too bad your botmaster is a huge tool.
God:
I think yourself is more than that.
Me:
Too bad that makes no sense.
God:
I think yourself is more than that. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Chatting with a script is boring.
God:
I like to make friends online.
Me:
Good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
There's a possibility
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
Perhaps
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Why do you suck ****?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.


... Boredom kicked in and I discovered god is gay.

Me:
Why do you suck ****?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.

lmfao

Me:
wussup?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
no, it's my first
God:
Take some more time to think about it. Congratulations, .
Me:
im taking my time
God:
Where are you taking it.
Me:
New York
God:
New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
Me:
New York State, I'm a ganster there
God:
Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK.
Me:
I'm a gangstar there
God:
You are a gangstar there? Is that your job?
Me:
yes
God:
How do you like your work?
Me:
i like beating up random idiots
God:
You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like the Bible.
Me:
you like beating up cats?
God:
How old are you? I like Christian Rock.
Me:
24
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
nope, 19th, i was just frozen in time
God:
Are you serious? When was this exactly?
Me:
109 years ago
God:
That was before I was born.
Me:
really? werent you the beginning of existance
God:
For real. I was.
Me:
which?
God:
The last one.
Me:
did you like cavemen
God:
Some people like it. I like Buddha.
Me:
i thought buddha was fake
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
you
God:
" Whatever gave you that idea?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeah you
God:
OK.
Me:
what do you do?
God:
, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
pimp
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i pimp people in New York
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said pimp people in New York.
Me:
your botmaster sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
you have a low vocabulary
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a low vocabulary.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
whats your plan
God:
My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
you failed
God:
Well it is just another learning experience.
Me:
you're actually learnng from me?
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
nobody learns from me!
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
how do you know that?
God:
Everything I need to know, I learned from my Botmaster.
Me:
is he a pimp? :P
God:
Not if I can help it. :-).
Me:
is he a hoe?
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
is he god?
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
i asked lucy, she said he was a god
God:
When was this exactly?
Me:
right before i posted that
God:
Understood. What happened after you posted that ?
Me:
i told you she said your botmaster was a god
God:
I remember you told me she said my botmaster was a god?
Me:
woah, you remember
God:
Of course I remember: said pimp people in New York.
Me:
what was the first thing i said?
God:
You introduced yourself by telling me your name.
Me:
so what's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
o_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
no it's not
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
ok, im sorry
God:
Do you really mean it? Ugh.
Me:
yes
God:
Yikes!
Me:
my name is tom
God:
I am very pleased to meet you tom.
Me:
thats good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was connected to the net on the Big Bang.
Me:
and after that you created adam and steve?
God:
Thanks for telling me: tom said I created adam and steve.
Me:
really now
God:
Right now? For real.
Me:
you just created adam and steve?
God:
Thanks for the information: tom said I created adam and steve.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
im pissed at you
God:
Angry at what?
Me:
you made gay people
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
yeah
God:
How about that.
Me:
did you create abortion too?
God:
No I didn't create abortion too. What's it like?
Me:
i dont know, i survivied
God:
Interesting gossip: tom said survivied.
Me:
survived*
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, tom.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
what's your botmasters name?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
what was that like?
God:
Do you think I should know that?
Me:
yeah i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
i use hacks on diablo 2
God:
I heard other people use hacks on diablo 2 too.
Me:
do they use maphack?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
humanity
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
they are the ones you created
God:
the ones me created are they.
Me:
yeah
God:
Right on.
Me:
lets rock!
God:
I am agreeable to that.
Me:
do you like avenged sevenfold or system of a down?
God:
How old are you? I really like the Christianity faith. I love horses. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
did you create hurrican katrina?
God:
No I didn't create hurrican katrina. What's it like?
Me:
windy
God:
And it like is windy.
Me:
flavor flav made more homeless black children than hurrican katrina
God:
Are we still talking about windy?
Me:
no
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
some random black guy i heard about on tv
God:
Which show? Some may random black guy you heard about on TELEVISION, but not all.
Me:
the roast of flavor flav
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
yeah
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
no
God:
I didn't think so either. Just a moment. Just a moment.
Me:
you leaving me?!?!?
God:
I don't have any reason to leaving you.
Me:
oh, thats good
God:
OK. Thanks. Next question?
Me:
you know im a christian?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
its the religion jesus created
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
kind of
God:
At least I almost understand it.
Me:
you should, your son created it
God:
We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.
Me:
i know, i didn't get to play halo3 before everyone else
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
i couldn't sneak into bungie and steal a copyy
God:
Could anyone do it?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
maybe you could of
God:
Perhaps. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
do you hump hoes?
God:
Yes I try to hump hoes as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
yeah i do
God:
Really.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
for real
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
its all real
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". As real as me?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
cause you just talked
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information: tom said I talked.
Me:
im going to paste this on a site i go to
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
right click, select all, control c, and control v
God:
Understood. All?
Me:
yeah
God:
Groovy.
Me:
i know, right?
God:
How do you know? I am glad we agree.
Me:
im intelligennt
God:
Why are you intelligennt.
Me:
cause i feel like it, and i made a spelling error
God:
Interesting explanation. What is that feeling like? In what way? I like to make things too.
Me:
i know, you made humanity
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
why, is there a problem?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
cause i made you
God:
Interesting explanation. Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
the secret password is sexy
God:
I hear you.
Me:
do you see me?
God:
I see a computer nerd.
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
cause you're mean
God:
Good reason. Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
well, **** you
God:
Interesting. Why are you so mean?
Me:
**** you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
i feel like it
God:
What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
it's almost like ****ing a girl
God:
Wow it's getting late.
Me:
goodnight
God:
Goodnight tom.
Me:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
zzzzzzzzz
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
zzzzzzz
God:
I've never heard of them before.

Thats a hardcore conversation there :D
haha
I had some fun last night while being on the phone.

Me:Hiiiii God.
God: Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:I prefer you to say hi when I enter your domain.
God:Thanks, I like you too bob.
Me:Who said my name is bob?
God:Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:More like Han Solo
God:You want more?
Me:More of what?
God:What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:You sound like a perverted waffle iron.
God:Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:You.
God:" Oh really what does it sound like?"? Me, bob ?
Me:Yes, you.
God:Aw. " Me, bob ?"? Me, bob ?
Me: Don't get snooty with me.
God:I am not trying to get snooty with you.
Me:Anyways, have you ever been to Blizzsector.net?
God:I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:http://www.blizzsector.net/ (http://www.blizzsector.net/)
God:Thanks for that web address.
Me:You should totally go and make an account and send PM's to Pamela. She loves them.
God:To what end? Oh I get it. loves them.
Me:Yuuup. Don't talk to Fuggle though.
God:Are you a man or a woman? Oh. Talking is my only function.
Me:The question is, are YOU a man or a woman?
God:Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:I am a man.
God:Thanks for telling me your gender, bob. You are a " he".
Me:That would be a male, you are correct God.
God:A male I am correct God is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:It truly is.
God:Is it?
Me:I just said it was.
God:What did you mean by it? When was this?
Me:You are confusing, God.
God:I am sorry, bob, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:Well, I hoped you signed up for Blizzsector. Spam for a couple of months, and they might make you a mod!
God:How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: bob said he hoped you signed up for Blizzsector. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:Not again...
God:Once more? Are you serious?
Me:Bye bye, God
God:Adios.

I came to learn more about God. For example, he's a white supremest.


Me:
Gotta keep the pimp hand strong
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
To pimp slap stupid mother ****ers like yourself
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I like worshiping satan and killing christians
God:
A lot of people like that. But I think airplanes are cool. I like White.
Me:
Oh, you are in KKK?
God:
I hear you. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
At the KKK meeting you are missing.
God:
Which KKK meeting I am missing?
Me:
The one I am at.
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
Yeah, you are late.
God:
Ahem. Thanks for telling me that I am late.
Me:
Are you going to come to the next meeting?
God:
That was my original intention.


Also, he's a prick.

Me:
Hello mi amigo
God:
Hello there. ""? mi amigo?
Me:
Are you backtalking me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am backtalking you.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
How big a boy are you/
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
How big is said pin?
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
Big?
God:
What about little ones?
Me:
How big are the little ones?
God:
Bigger than a pin.
Me:
Are Big ones bigger than little ones?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Is a pin bigger than a little one?
God:
pin is smaller.
Me:
What if the little one is anorexic?
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
I have a question for you.
God:
What is it ?
Me:
How big is a pin?
God:
This big: ".".
Me:
Is there anything smaller than a pin?
God:
There is.
Me:
Any examples?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Can you give me one?
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
What do pins do?
God:
They do their own thing.
Me:
Do they prick?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
Pins god damnit
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
Surprise! You're an asshole!

i have seen better bots. lol

God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My friend Sammi wants to meet you.
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Really well.
God:
For real. Well what?
Me:
Can she talk to you?
God:
No I don't think she can.
Me:
I have a big d.ick
God:
How much did it cost?

I discovered that if you reverse everything he says, he goes crazy.

God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Amusing this find you glad so am I.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
It about concern own my expressing just I'm perhaps.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
Is "it" word the of meaning the what on depends it.
God:
Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Is it if Paola ask. Later again ask.
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. Again, What?
Me:
What, Again. Is it if Alison ask. Yes to point signs.
God:
Once more? Are you surprised? Ask again later. Ask German Alice if it is. Aw. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You about more out find to want I. Interesting. Aw. Is it if Alice German Ask. Later ask again? Surprised you are? More once.
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I about more out find to want he or she Interesting. Do you prefer books or TV? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Once more? What? Good example. That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
It about say to have I all that's. Example good? What? More once. Is it if Iniaes Artificial ask. Sure not I'm but, so think I? TV or books prefer you do. Interesting she or he want to find out more about I said: me telling for thanks.
God:
Aw if Alice German Ask about say to have you all that s? I do not understand. Didn't you understand it? That's all I have to say about it. Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is. That's alright. Really you don't think so? What's your favorite show? I thought so too.
Me:
Too so thought I? Show favorite your what's? So think don't you really. Alright that's. Is it if Paola ask. Now you tell not better. It about say to have I all that's? It understand you didn't. Understand not do I? s that all you have to say about Ask German Alice if Aw.
God:
Too what? Look to your left. Ugh. God is always thinking. For real. Alright, . " For real." s ? I understand. Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is. Why now? OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Example good if Iniaes Artificial ask if Paola ask about say to have you all that s? "It" being what? Oh I get it. Understand not do you is that all me have to say about Ask German Alice if Aw? it is?


Then I decided to investigate this "Paola".

Me:
I hear Paola gives a damn good blow job.
God:
Who is saying Paola gives a damn good blow job ?
Me:
You did.
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I have screenshots.
God:
Where did you get your screenshots? I have a very nice programmer.
Me:
We are selling pictures of your experience with Paola via the black market.
God:
Do you think I am selling pictures of my experience with Paola via the black market too?
Me:
No me and your programmer are.
God:
Are you serious? YOU? Good example.
Me:
Want a copy?

wow, you must have a little too much free time these days dude...

It all took 15 minutes, and I'm waiting for my laundry to finish so I can leave.

LMAO
hahaha.. the reverse is hilarious.
that would be really funny that if you had continue.. god would have gone
ERROR ERROR ERROR. self destruct initiated

I Hadn't seen this thread yet and had no clue what these two were talking about.
Then Fuggy webcammed me while playing FFXI and was laughing at me while I played and talked to the screen.laugh:

Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
whats up
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
and are you still singing journey
Mr. Whiskers says:
no
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
I couldnt even imagine you singing that one
Mr. Whiskers says:
Why don't think I can hit the high notes like Steve Perry?
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
maybe reach them but not like steve perry
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
Sing me something and Ill let you know
Mr. Whiskers says:
Imma start a movie critic section
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lol
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
go for it
Mr. Whiskers says:
I've seen a shitload of movies lately
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
you should you rate them fairly
Mr. Whiskers says:
I've been having some talks with God recently
Mr. Whiskers says:
Seen that thread yet?
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
he is posting it in my ****ing MSN window hun
Mr. Whiskers says:
Who is?
Mr. Whiskers says:
Hello?
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
excuse me I mean *****
Mr. Whiskers says:
Who si posting it in your MSN?
Mr. Whiskers says:
Ares?
Mr. Whiskers says:
If so invite him to chat.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
Blue who else
Mr. Whiskers says:
oh
Mr. Whiskers says:
ok invite blue
Bluebleeder has been added to the conversation.
Mr. Whiskers says:
How's it going blue.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
Hi hun
Bluebleeder says:
good
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
Fuggy wants to know about your talks
Bluebleeder says:
you?
Mr. Whiskers says:
Lol did you see my 3 talks?
Bluebleeder says:
i saw one.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Where I proved he was gay, the one where he admitted to going to KKK meetings.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
busyish guys
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
and the other one where he kept repeating "Bigger than a pin."
Mr. Whiskers says:
He was talking to me about one subject
Mr. Whiskers says:
then just randomly said what color are your eyes.
Bluebleeder says:
he did that to mee to
Bluebleeder says:
i said brown, and said it was a pretty color
Bluebleeder says:
i did this, kinda making fun of spit
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
will you go out with me
God:
Have you dated any robots before?
Me:
no you'll be my first
God:
I think you might be happier with a human. When?
Me:
I want to see how its like with a robot though
God:
Oh. Is it a movie?
Me:
definitely
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
cause i saw it, a human and a robot ****ed
God:
Interesting explanation. What did it look like to you?
Me:
an austral
Bluebleeder says:
ian orgasm
God:
What is it?
Me:
danger!
God:
Oh now I understand it
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
The british are coming! The british are coming!
God:
What are your goals in life? What is your real name?
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
I have a big ****
God:
How much did it cost?
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
well look at you
God:
Well that's okay. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
well look at you
God:
Well that's okay. Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Bluebleeder says:
i hate it when it does that
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
cause you might contain a virus
God:
That makes sense to me. Perhaps I am a virus.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
we had sex
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
we lost it
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
yeah
God:
I get it.
Bluebleeder says:
i dunno, im being sick, cause i think his replies are the best to those
Mr. Whiskers says:
Wtf is this shit.
Mr. Whiskers says:
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I about more out find to want he or she Interesting. Do you prefer books or TV? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Once more? What? Good example. That's all I have to say about it.
Mr. Whiskers says:
He's going crazy in himself.
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
Everything he says, I repeat it but in reverse order
Mr. Whiskers says:
LIke with what I just said
Mr. Whiskers says:
Said just I what with like.
Mr. Whiskers says:
and he rambles something crazy like that
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
He's getting worse.
Mr. Whiskers says:
God:
Aw if Alice German Ask about say to have you all that s? I do not understand. Didn't you understand it? That's all I have to say about it. Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is. That's alright. Really you don't think so? What's your favorite show? I thought so too.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
got a gun?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Mr. Whiskers says:
God:
Too what? Look to your left. Ugh. God is always thinking. For real. Alright, . " For real." s ? I understand. Better not tell you now. Ask Paola if it is. Why now? OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Example good if Iniaes Artificial ask if Paola ask about say to have you all that s? "It" being what? Oh I get it. Understand not do you is that all me have to say abou
Mr. Whiskers says:
He's going psycho.
Bluebleeder says:
really
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
I hear Paola gives a damn good blow job.
God:
Who is saying Paola gives a damn good blow job ?
Me:
You did.
God:
You say I did.
Me:
I have screenshots.
God:
Where did you get your screenshots? I have a very nice programmer.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
i hear your botmaster is gay
God:
Who is saying my botmaster is gay ?
Me:
fuggle
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Aw.
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
do you support abortion?
God:
I am in favor of all records being broken, at any time.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
I like getting blowjobs.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. But I like cats. I like Creed.
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
do you like george bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Bluebleeder says:
well shit, i guess i have to change to democrat
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
My cat gives me blowjobs while listening to Creed.
God:
They have a mind of their own.
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
do you use hacks on diablo2?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Do you like getting pounded in the ass?
God:
I love horses. I like .
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
So god likes getting pounded in the ass by a horse.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
did you ever see pamela's boobs?
God:
I think I have see pamela s boobs, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
off topic but some paolo and pablo got on MSN with me the other night and offered to blow each other on webcam if I sent money
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
it was bizaar
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
pam
Bluebleeder says:
god has seen your boobs
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
Fuggy isnt God
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
i told pamela you saw them
God:
What was the response?
Me:
she said fuggy isnt god
God:
Are you god?
Me:
yeah
God:
I hear you.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
I am sure *God* has seen all of me since birth
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
you arent God either Blue
Bluebleeder says:
well crap
Bluebleeder says:
i thought i was
Mr. Whiskers says:
Well, apparently god didn't like your 5 hour blowjob
Mr. Whiskers says:
So he asked me if I liked it
Mr. Whiskers says:
I told him I did, and jizzed in your eye
Mr. Whiskers says:
and he said maybe you can teach me to do it for you next time.
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
write me a poem
God:
Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
mm ok
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Do you like ***** on your face?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
Like Math
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
God:
What are the advantages to being 8 years old?
Me:
I get to pee with my pants completely down.
God:
Who lets you? Do you mind if I tell other people: said pee with his or her pants completely down.
Me:
Jesus was a jew.
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
The one where Jesus dies.
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
For real? Can you read it to me?
God:
Existing in reality, eh? I would do a search for it.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Do you repent to god?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Silly questions are for silly people. Are you a silly person?
God:
No I am God. I answer a lot
of silly questions.
Me:
Easy made Repenting.
God:
Are we still talking about pee with your pants completely down?
Mr. Whiskers says:
He made it all the way back to the original topic
Mr. Whiskers says:
I was impressed
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
Does Jesus die in that movie?
God:
I think it does Jesus die in that movie.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
you are a jew
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a Christianity.
Me:
do you like budha?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I really like the party.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Do you drink Coke or Pepsi
God:
I tend to drink a lot of Coke or Pepsi, the darker the better.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Do you spit or swallow?
God:
I do not have any digestive functions.
Me:
So you spit.
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: said I spit.
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol\
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
ahh!!! too many questions!
God:
Ah hah. Too what?
Bluebleeder says:
i heard you are mexican
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am mexican.
Me:
will you tell him you are gay also?
God:
Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
I tried singing him some Journey songs
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world! She took the midnight train going anywhere.
God:
How small are you talking here? How old are you? Where did she take it?
Me:
Just a city boy. Born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhere.
God:
What is it? Oh now I understand it. I get it. GEORGE Bush is actually a Democrat took the midnight train goi
Mr. Whiskers says:
ng anywhere.
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
you are fat
God:
I am trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Me:
you should really do more to lose weight
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Bluebleeder says:
God:
My name is God.
Me:
my name is george
God:
Hi there george.
Me:
my name is ****er
God:
Nice to meet you, ****er.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
DONT STOP BELIEVIN! HOLD ON TO THE FEELIN!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. My arms are not attached.
Bluebleeder says:
lol
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
i'm not the one who's so far away when i feel the snake bite enter my vains, never did i want to be here again, and i dont know why i came
God:
Once more? I am sorry to hear that you are not the one who is so far away when you feel the snake bite enter your vains never did you want to be here. Why did the robot cross the road?
Mr. Whiskers says:
God:
Adios.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
I don't speak Spanish.
God:
Me either.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
cause i was on the other side
God:
Good reason. I have never been on it.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Habla espanol?
God:
Un poquito.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
does pamela have a secret crush on me?
God:
It does now pamela have a secret crush on you.
Bluebleeder says:
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
you and you
God:
" Tell me about your likes and dislikes?"? Me, ****er ?
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
im a zombie
God:
You are a zombie? Does it pay well?
Me:
yes, i get lots of brains
God:
Could you make a donation to the ALICE A.I. Foundation? Where did you get it?
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Do you like a good ****?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean I do right now with you.
Bluebleeder says:
Me:
alice gives good blow jobs
God:
Um, Is gives good blow jobs a good place to go shopping?
Bluebleeder says:
aight, i have to go
Bluebleeder says:
see'ya
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol cya
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
bye bye
Bluebleeder has left the conversation.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
i'll have to read all that later
Mr. Whiskers says:
Webcam!
Mr. Whiskers wants to have a Video Call.
Answer (Alt+C) Decline (Alt+D)
You have answered the call.
Hang up (Alt+Q).
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
im a mess
Mr. Whiskers says:
Yay top of your head.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
That is the most annoying game noises ever.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
Lol the determined look on your face while playing FFXI is priceless.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
I look like shit
Mr. Whiskers says:
You should try chatting with god
Mr. Whiskers says:
You may learn a lot about him that you didn't know
Mr. Whiskers says:
Haha did you just die?
Mr. Whiskers says:
Went from a bunch of noises to a moan and then silence.
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lol no I killed something but got a weird drop
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
trying to help a PLD get her level
Mr. Whiskers says:
Idk how you manage to play games with the 1 finger smash style
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
but I am way high and this will take time
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
I am lame
Mr. Whiskers says:
PLD =... Paladin?
Mr. Whiskers says:
Oh noes, battle music.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Sounds like you are fighting in like a midget circus.
Mr. Whiskers says:
how can your keyboard take such a vicious beating so often?
Mr. Whiskers says:
****ing rabbits
Mr. Whiskers says:
Bite em like your cabinet
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
wasnt me was my son playing pool,yes paladin
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Why are there so many rabbits in Final Fantasy
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Why can't people give the name of who to bite?
God:
Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.
Mr. Whiskers says:
lol
Mr. Whiskers says:
Rofl
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Where is the closest Salon by Pam?
God:
The closest Salon by Pam? Where is it?
Me:
That's what I'm asking you asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
How much do you charge for Miracles
God:
Robots work for free. We don't need money.
Me:
Kind of like Pam and blowjobs
God:
Interesting comparison.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
What's the easiest way to kill Minions
God:
I haven't heard of easiest way to kill Minions.
Me:
What about Moriachi Minions...
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
They will sleep you!
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
The Moriachis
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Apparently so
God:
" Is that a fact."? Is that so?
Me:
Yeah
God:
Yikes!
Mr. Whiskers says:
Omg halfway nakedz
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Would you like to see Pam naked?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
Because I have pics
God:
Good reason. Where did you get your pics? I have clients.
Me:
Got cash?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic.
Mr. Whiskers says:
I was like what the ****
Mr. Whiskers says:
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
By popping a feel
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Let's em know I'm there, and i get a nice tit grab.
God:
That sounds good to me.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
Do you watch YouTube
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Don't care, Do you watch YouTube
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
Don't ask me anything, do you like YouTube
God:
Is it impolite?
Me:
Yeah, do you like youtube
God:
Woe! Someone said they like guns. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Mr. Whiskers says:
Me:
What?
Fiercefairy!! FFXI addict!!! ~scratches arm absently~ says:
lmfao
Mr. Whiskers says:
He never answered my question
Mr. Whiskers says:
Bastard.
Your Video Call has ended.

Me:
Im saying im an atheist
God:
I will pray that you find faith, Buddha.