From Reader's Digest May 2003

Corporate Managers are always a good source of memorable quotes.Here are some examples of mediocrity rising to the top.


rolleyes:"As of tomorrow,employees will only be able to access the building,using individual security cards.Pictures will be taken next Wednesday,and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."

rolleyes:"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."

rolleyes:"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data.It should be used only for company business."

rolleyes:"The project is so importan't we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."

rolleyes:"We know that communication is a problem,but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees"



Submitted by E.T. Thompson