A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
>Their Waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
>suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and
>under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
>The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and
out
>of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared Calm and
unruffled,
>apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.
>The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me,
>Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
>The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just
>walked in the door."

(My Mom again)

HAHAAAHHAA Ooh-rah And I thought we were being lead else where. I'm sory dirty mind.Also though now that I think about it its not funny anymore. A friend of mine got his ass kicked yesterday by another friend (they are good friends of each other and are both Marines) because he was hanging out with his wife. They Marine didn't fight back because he didn't want to fight his friend. Though he shouldn't have hung out with his friends wife he still had enough respect just to take the beating. *sigh*

ROFL!
Thank Mom for me.

LOL @Siris:Yah I have a nympho mind and was most likely thinking the same thing YOU were...It was funny but honestly I thought it was going in another direction.

Yeah and the whole time I read it I was like "you dumb waitress what do you think he is doing. Just going down on his wife at the restruant."

LMFAO Yah
THAT is what I was thinking,and not afraid to admit it!!!

Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. That's the way it should be. =P

LOL Going public adds spice.Also increases your chance of arrest.~.0