These are just some babie jokes I felt like posting, they are wrong but funny.

1. Q:How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
R:I dunno, how many?
A:I dunno either, It depends on how hard you throw them.

2. Q:How do you get 100 dead babies in a trash can?
R:How?
A:A Blender

3. Q:How do you get the same 100 dead babies out?
R:How?
A:Tostitos

4. Q:Whats the difference between a Hummer and a pile of dead babies?
R:What?
A:I don't have a Hummer in my garage.

5. Q:Whats White, Red, and Runs around?
R:What?
A:A baby with forks in its eyes.

6. Q:Whats White, Green, and Doesnt move?
R:What?
A:That same babie 3 weeks later.

7. Q1:You know whats gross?
R1:What?
A1:A pile of dead babies
Q2:You know whats even grosser?
R2:What?
A2:Theres an alive babie at the bottom of the pile.
Q3:You knows even more gross?
R3:What?
A3:The alive babie has to eat its way out to survive.
Q4:You wonna know whats even sicker?
R4:Ummmmm what?
A4:The baby goes back for seconds.

Thank you very much for viewing. If you know some more of your own, post them. I would love to know more.

Im sorry but these jokes are really ****ing stupid.
They are not even funny.

agreed, they are more sick than funny

Im sorry but these jokes are really ****ing stupid.
They are not even funny.

Nuff said.

your f-ucked up, why would you make some jokes up like that about babies? remember you used to be a baby aswell...

your f-ucked up, why would you make some jokes up like that about babies? remember you used to be a baby aswell...

still is on the inside confused:

No sense of humor eh? Its not like I mean them, and btw, I have a new one for ya.

Q: Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
R: What?
A: 1 Babie nailed to 10 trees

Seriously man go play in traffic these jokes are cruel I dont see how anyone can find this humerous.

i dont care if im the only one. yea its funny, and hes obviously kidding thats why its called a JOKE.

How do you laugh at babies getting nailed to trees?

Sense of humor? Whats so funny about dead babies?

If you find this funny then please seek help. I know where people say "it's a joke. It's a joke". but these jokes aren't funny, you need to be looked at.

this theread needs to be closed, that sicko is sure to come back and destroy all babies with thoise goddamned sick jokes

Agreed, these jokes have no humor in them at all.

Haha baby jokes own, you guys are just hypocritical bastards that want to sound noble. No worse than Jew jokes.

Well to be fair, about half of em were funny, the others were boring and predictable. Also replace babies with something like Jews or other various usual joke types and it becomes a little more humorous to you?

Listen to teh fugglez0rs. he sp34ks teh trooth!!

(in other words, I agree with what fuggle is saying)
you people are pretty ****ing uptight, its not like he KILLED all those babies..
and the jokes suck, but whatever, theres nothing sick about it unless you take it literally, and in which case you need to get your heads checked for presence of "common sense" because it seems to be lacking.

I can't seem to find the "funny" on them not because of babies It's just that they don't seem to affect me.

my common sense says that these jokes shoudl be banned

I laughed.
Alot.
And for all you "OMG JOO ARE SICKZ GO TO DOCTOR" people, it's not as if the guy actualy does that kind of shit.

we KNOW that sir, we just dont LIKE it