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Pamela
04-07-2007, 05:29 PM
Subject: When you know you've been married too long>Date: Tue, 3 Apr 2007 22:53:07 EDT
Husband and wife in bed together.She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. *She: "Oh, that feels good."
*His hand moves to her breast.
* She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
*His hand moves to her leg. *
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."*
But he stops.
*She: "Why did you stop?"
*He: "I found the remote"
Another Mom e-mail. She sends me loads of stuff.

Dan
04-07-2007, 05:36 PM
LOL great one pam

Phallock
04-09-2007, 11:04 PM
Wow, in my house once I got, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful" I would check to see who was sitting in my wife's seat!

Pamela
04-10-2007, 05:07 PM
Wow, in my house once I got, "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful" I would check to see who was sitting in my wife's seat!
LMFAO My husband would too.