The contest is to write the best presidential speech (my nephew's running for president at his middleschool so yah he asked if i could get him one and yah ;) ). The best speech will get the grand prize and the second place winner will get the 2nd place prize. Remember its a middleschool presidential election so please no profanity and keep it clean. Try to keep it under 2 minutes so no 300000paragraph speechs. Humor tied into the speech is looked for.

Grandprize: 3000points
2nd place prize: 1500points

Thankyou to Wm_hunter + xgs_me for donating

Have fun writing!

(ill close when a good amount of speechs are turned in)

should i resubmit?

yes please

i'll double the prizes, PM me who wins.

Good evening, i am running for president and i would like to present you with my thoughts and feelings towards being your president. I want to start by saying, i know the others running have some good points, but i think i can proove that i am the best candidate. Ever since i was very young, i have been trying to help people with their problems, and usually i was successful. I try my best to get a job done, even if i have to spend 20+ hours with no overtime. I like knowing that i am making progress while doing anything. I want to improve the quality of our school. This can be done by holding fund raising events, and maybe we can even purchase afew new computers for the computer lab. I would like to have the school connected with a high speed comcast connection. I would also like to have video confrencing capabilities, and we could work on group projects with other school's throughout the world. I have heard various complaints on the lunches served, and im currently seeking a solution. Afew of the teachers have been doing a less than acceptable job, and i think we can seek out some better group of educational advisors. I would also like to improve upon the after school programs. Alot of students cannot get a ride home until maybe an hour after school ends. I believe we should provide them with activities to keep them off of the street, even if for only an hour. I hope my thoughts were clear and concise, and please vote for me.

This is the speech i have written for you, i hope you like it.

I'll give another 3k to the winner, as promised.

its ok frater, thanks a bunch but i sort of want to donate myself cause i dont use the points anymore myself. you guys are to effin generous so its about time i step up :)

this is gonna close soon so i guesss HisInfernalMajesty is gonna be the only entry and win all that points -_-?

Do you like my entry? I have been improving my writing skills in my college class called composition I, in about a month & a half i begin composition II.

did i win potatoes?

Yo *****ez, vote 4 me or die. Respek.
I am thinking this is a conspiracy and you need the speech, not your cousin. *Insert Suspenseful Music*

Yo *****ez, vote 4 me or die. Respek.
I am thinking this is a conspiracy and you need the speech, not your cousin. *Insert Suspenseful Music*

even if it is for him, why should that matter?

lol im in highschool, why exactly would i need a speech?

( This took awhile....i kinda got carried away lol, but this is what i would say if it were my election)


ahem...-coughs-..

Frist we must understand as a people.

Life is negated by life,
There are no consequences
To destroying illusions,
And annihilating dreams!

You think, therefore you’re nothing!
Your world is like a candle,
It will burn until it dies,
Yet you won’t live to see it.

But while the candle still burns,
Let us all enjoy the flame,
And the meaningless pleasures
The candle has to offer.

Destroy those institutions
Who uphold a moral code!
And fools who cling to their “***”
Will have reason to lament.

Those who will not renounce Him,
Stand in the way of progress.
That cannot be permitted,
We must send them back to ***!

In death they will learn the truth,
For only blackness awaits.
And I shall be the hammer
That drives them into darkness!

There are no consequences,
Upheld by some deity!
Feel free to send that message,
By whatever means you choose!

Without meaning or purpose
Social structures will collapse!
Assaulting reality
Will destroy humanity!

I will be death’s harbinger,
None will escape my furor!
I will conceal my intent
Behind a veil of tenets!

Reject independent thought,
It is not required of you.
As long as you follow me,
I am all the thought you’ll need.

But if you dare to question,
You will either learn your place,
Or you will join ***’s children
In the darkness that awaits.

But those who do embrace me,
Will be rewarded in kind.
They will inherit the world,
And everything it offers.

You have but to take my hand,
I will lead you to that place.
We’ll make our own paradise,
Atop the graves of our foes.

You will enjoy life’s pleasures,
And material lucre.
Until the illusion fades,
And we drift into nothing.

thank you for your time fellow citizens.

is that a song or something, it has nothing to do with being president

no its not a song... its my presidental speech....only....id be a dictatorship...

no its not a song... its my presidental speech....only....id be a dictatorship...

rofl

( This took awhile....i kinda got carried away lol, but this is what i would say if it were my election)


ahem...-coughs-..

Frist we must understand as a people.

Life is negated by life,
There are no consequences
To destroying illusions,
And annihilating dreams!

You think, therefore you’re nothing!
Your world is like a candle,
It will burn until it dies,
Yet you won’t live to see it.

But while the candle still burns,
Let us all enjoy the flame,
And the meaningless pleasures
The candle has to offer.

Destroy those institutions
Who uphold a moral code!
And fools who cling to their “***”
Will have reason to lament.

Those who will not renounce Him,
Stand in the way of progress.
That cannot be permitted,
We must send them back to ***!

In death they will learn the truth,
For only blackness awaits.
And I shall be the hammer
That drives them into darkness!

There are no consequences,
Upheld by some deity!
Feel free to send that message,
By whatever means you choose!

Without meaning or purpose
Social structures will collapse!
Assaulting reality
Will destroy humanity!

I will be death’s harbinger,
None will escape my furor!
I will conceal my intent
Behind a veil of tenets!

Reject independent thought,
It is not required of you.
As long as you follow me,
I am all the thought you’ll need.

But if you dare to question,
You will either learn your place,
Or you will join ***’s children
In the darkness that awaits.

But those who do embrace me,
Will be rewarded in kind.
They will inherit the world,
And everything it offers.

You have but to take my hand,
I will lead you to that place.
We’ll make our own paradise,
Atop the graves of our foes.

You will enjoy life’s pleasures,
And material lucre.
Until the illusion fades,
And we drift into nothing.

thank you for your time fellow citizens.


yeah that definately sounds like song lyrics u made up and threw on "Thank you for your time fellow citizens" at the end

sounds about right, did he even write this or copy & paste

since this was not your work (at least from my point of view) you are sorta disqualified and Hisinfernalmajesty is still in the lead.

c'mon guys more participation

The contest is to write the best presidential speech (my nephew's running for president at his middleschool so yah he asked if i could get him one and yah ;) ). The best speech will get the grand prize and the second place winner will get the 2nd place prize. Remember its a middleschool presidential election so please no profanity and keep it clean. Try to keep it under 2 minutes so no 300000paragraph speechs. Humor tied into the speech is looked for.

Grandprize: 3000points
2nd place prize: 1500points

Thankyou to Wm_hunter + xgs_me for donating

Have fun writing!

(ill close when a good amount of speechs are turned in)

Isn't this about the third thread made about this? Why not just do a google search or write it yourself? It's your nephew. :P

First off i would like to say that if i am selected the winner i can finnaly get that glow colored username,thank you, and now for my speech.
forescore and seven beers ago!
j/k j/k j/k

Good morning fellow americans,peers, students, and friends. Today I am presenting before you a speech, but as you listen to my words and what I am about to say, think not of me as a potential leader in our school, but as a friend and a helping hand looking to make the world a better place. If I am elected YOUR president i will swear to uphold the decency and good name of which we have all brought this school to be, I will listen when you need to be listend too, I will help when you need to be helped, I will be there to correct injustice and do the right thing. If I am elected your president the first action I will make is sitting down and hearing each and everyone of your suggestions on what we can do to make this a better enviroment for you and for me, and also because I strongly believe that it is not about what I want, but what you, the students would like to see changed,or put in place.As my speech is almost up, and as you decide who you will vote for in this election,remember one thing,I may not be the biggest or strongest,but I will fight for you and what you think is right till my final day in office. Thank you all so very much for having heard my thoughts,now I would like to hear YOUR thoughts,so Vote For Me,and have a wonderfull day.


And theres my speech, hope you and your nephew like it, And good luck to him

when will the winner be declared? j/w heh been checkin this thread like once every ten mins