Yo momma is so Fat she walkd outside and struck oil.

Yo momma Vagin/t\ is so dirty she uses sal****er to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo momma's Pussie so wide she uses a matress 4 a tampon.

Yo momma is so Stupid she thinks this line is False.

Yo momma is so poor The building society repossessed her cardboard box.



Just sum jokes :) post ur funny 1's :)laugh: laugh: laugh:

**** yo momma jokes, damn MTV.

lol didnt laugh at a single one

they were funny back when i was a freshman but now they're just kinda lame
or it could be the fact that it's 12:00 midnight exactly where i am and i have been looking at college scholarships for hours and am seriously pissed off

Yo mama's so far she ate the other thread on "Yo Mama" jokes.....http://www.blizzsector.net/jokes-pokes/28620-yo-mama-jokes.html
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