FYI: Kiwi = nickname for a New Zealander
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A Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

juggle:

its kinda funny...but why a kiwi

hehe pretty funny. Short and sweet

..gross...took a little bit to get that one

Nice one i like it a lot.


lol




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its kinda funny...but why a kiwi
Kiwi? As in a NewZealander where thier's a ratio of like 2 sheep to 1 human

there a "rivalry" between Aussieland and Kiwiland?

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side note: why cant i view the "gblt" thread? it says something about cookie already sent? and something about a header error...

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just the 2nd page...first still works

i didnt get it at first

nice joke but most of us didnt get that kiwi reference
still funny though

Of course picturing 2 naked kiwi's in bed with a sheep does make some laugh.

i knew the kiwi thing because a friend of a friend on d2 calls himself a kiwi...actually i think it might have been one of skidude's friends....

Of course picturing 2 naked kiwi's in bed with a sheep does make some laugh.
haha. me too

Updated first post :p

Leave it to spit to make a joke at one of the least cared about countries on earth.

Isn't the Kiwi a national symbol for New Zealand or something? I remember something along those lines.

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http://www.kiwirecovery.org.nz/Home/

"Kiwi are an icon, and an oddity. These flightless, nocturnal birds are the national symbol of New Zealand and its people."