The rule are
*Only Rap on the player that posted before you
*Anything goes

Ill start first, thought of this while i was at school today.

Welcome to G. Diddy's room,
were the students learn.
The b!itch sittin beside me,
is a *****in book worm.
Keep *****in around,
your gonna get your turn.
Ya'll better leave the room,
cuz i just farted.
I think ya'll are just,
*****in retarted.
My teachers a b!tch,
someone beat him with a twitch.
I wanna hit him with my truck,
cuz i dont give a *****.
I drive fast cars,
I'll make you see stars.
I chow down on candy bars,
I'll take you to mars.
Smake you with my balls,
squirt blood on the walls.
Play tennis with your head,
shoot you with some lead,
lets go make some bread.
I'm gettin lectured by a drug teacher,
I swear, she's acting like a fu(ckin preacher.
She's talkin to us about **** and thc,
sometimes i wish i was with Run-DMC.
It's the end of school,
this whole school is made up of *****in fools.
Foget this song,
Imma go smoke a bong.


TyKe

*Deadlyy-Guy whips up a bag of popcorn and a coke and has a seat*
this is gonna get messy... :D

Yo, it's Deadlyy-Guy
He ain't so fly
He drives a truck
I bet it costs a pretty buck
I'm so white
I will eventually bite.

Represent.

:D

*pulls out his boom box and puts in a beat*

well he's emoliated
his beats are pretty faded
like justin timberlake's career
you know i need a beer, when
i'm sittin pwnin noobs, i don't waste my time with boobs
on the internet all day, dyna's all like "skidude's ghey!"
you know i might be white but nobody can deny
when it comes to droppin beats dawg nobody can reply...

werd to ya motha... B1TCHES! *drops the mic and resumes eating popcorn*

Yo Deadlyy-Guy, you're getting pretty dry
you're not even worth the effort, I dont know why I try
you're where all them diseases come from
Now c'mon my chum.
you're just not cut out for this, so give Papa's You_Know_What a little kiss.
You think youre some kind of god, but you're really just some white kid

P.S. You type like an effing squid.

how exactly does a squid type?

blindspots pretty lame, put him on the wall of shame
you know i drop beats like they're hot, i'm gonna putcha on the spot
son, you don't wanna play, i can pwn on you all day
i dont' need no dictionary, you got the definition "fairy"
fool don't even try to dis because you'll only more pissed when i'm jackin on your mom with that guy from myspace, tom?

fo realzzz

Edit: Blind, your trying too hard and using too many words that don't fit. don't think about it and just let the words flow through your fingers.

dealyy-Guy should go die, his beats really aint that fly
when hes dissin blind he sounds kinda high
and to be honest he aint really even sound like a guy
cause my oh my its deadlyy-guy

(i know its lame but what the hell...)

This isn't too hard.
Fleaflicker types like a tard.
He needs to go back to school.
Because he acts like a Fool.
He needs to use more than one rhyme.
Otherwise he is just wasting his time.
He must not know there is a shift key
Rest in Peace Foo, R. I. P.

Fuggle out.

ahhh hahaha i knew this would be craptastic when i hit the main page and saw flea had replied.

fleaflicker gets the X, every time he asks for sex
cuz the ladies aint no fools, they know deadlyy got the tools
to make em scream all night, make em wanna scratch and bite
while flea flicker's all alone feelin dead as al capone
you can try and stick with me but you know i'm gonna be
kickin out some phat ass jamz while your munchin on some yamz... biatch!

edit: damn sorry fugg i didn't know you were here till after i posted, i can dis on you a little if you want :D

Edited Edit: props to tyke btw this is actually turnin out to be a fun thread. lets all remember we're not actually dissin each other thats how battles go so don't get pissy if i pwn you and i won't get pissed if you pwn me :P

i think we should actual rap battles, tornements and what not, this is going to get goood.

Man, look, its Deadlly-guy
He must think he's really fly
I'm sittin here wonderin if anyone else will join
cuz im bout ready to kick Deadlly-guy and make pork loins fall out his @ss
i got so much class,
ill smack you with some glass
i'm really hungry, bout to get something to eat
gonna turn up the heat
so yall can fell it in the back
my rhymes go clickty clack
***** you all, gotta go eat some spaghetti
ill cut Deadlly-Guy up with a machetti
peace

shit this dude tyke, man he look just like a dyke i wanna
pullout my gat, and bust anotha cap anotha sap,
dawg is really trippin need ta get grippin on reality
see, how ignorant is he
talkin bout some clickety clack, man that shit is whack
make me wanna grab ya moms, and hit it from the back OHHH
so you got some spaghetti, i'll throw some damn confetti
here's a little cookie b1tch, just holla when you ready...

Rofl, I've never even attempted a rap before then, so yeah. And one thing is my mother died so avoid that eh?
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Deadlyy thinks he's hot, like hes just gonna "pwn" us all day,
when all I gotta say, is that it's my pay day
Because I'm about to take you out of this game , Im gettin' the fame.
You must really have butterfingers, I heard that guy Joe stuck it in ya'
Serving five years for nudity , mas turb ati on in public a'int my fault

Now Halt--
Owned.

(Like I said, I suck at this, I'm not just another "wigger" who follows around the 'gangstas' and knows this sh it)

Blind You Aint To Fly
We All Know U Aint A Typical Guy
Personally I think U Should Die
Ill even dig that six feet grave for you
build you a new home
have ya family watch you goto sleep fo the very last time
and this aint no warcraft game there is no tome to bring you back
you dont deserve a mod cuz u slack
even nub know that
BRAPP
Don't rap about me, rap about young immortal.

Now this Blindspot just don't got style,
You can smell his failure from at least a mile,
I'm sorry, did you say owned?
I thought it was your own ass that got boned.
I said it; you got grilled,
Acting all tough though you yourself got killed,
Most of that didn't even rhyme,
Reading wasn't even worth my time.

On this topic I do lurk,
But all-in-all, I'm just a white boy
And Blind's lines just don't work
Just like a broken toy.



You asshole, you posted that while I was doin' my thing.

Today, 09:34 PM - Me
Today, 09:46 PM - You
Come on now big difference.


All Blind And Nub Need Is a Bottle Of Bub
After That They Gunna Have Sum Fun In The Tub
They Each Look At Each Others Shrub And Give Them A Rub
While They Acting Gay Im Out Here Sittin On My Dubs
Ready To Bust At Sum Nubs
As stated before, Rap about YoungImmortal not I.

I hadn't refreshed and I was watching TV. I'm going to hurt you, Fuggle. Trust me.

[/sarcasim] is the b!tch thats going to make me rich
this ryhme about him, is going to be a sich
i have the time to make you cry
i can kill you eatin some pie (OHHHHHHHHHHH)
you can call me jeeper's creepers
so dont go any steaper
or you might blow your speakers
tryin to listen to me, going so fast
ill break your legs, put you in a cast
sittin here, dissin on you loosers
makin my life, a whole lot smoother
watching my life go by
sometimes i wish [/sarcasim] would die.
sh!t, im done, before i make you go cryin to yo mamma
i gave you enogh drama.

tyke is such a homo
his lyrics go fo'
50 cents a pop
his skill is so low

as a rapper
he dont got game
he's friends with cops
that's ****ing lame

with the women
he gets the no
cruising down the street
rejected by ho's

on the blizzsec
he got the kermit in his sig
let's break his lil neck
and kick him like a nig

yeah...whatever

blind sorry about the mom thing it was just a generic lyric if thats any reparation.

just to make this clear too i'm not a wigger, never have been never will be. i think the rap over metal thread proves that. but i have a very creative mind and i can come up with shit like that quick off the top of my head. i'm very good at writing so things like rap lyrics are pretty easy to flow with. and its actually kinda fun if you do it right.

okay, was sittin in class today and just wrote a song about 2 *****es that were supposed to scrap but never did(one didnt even come to school)

To much dramma in my class, What I try to do is just pass
B!tches need to shut the ***** up, before I beat there ass
.............. too long gettin to good parts ......................
Kristina over here, runnin here big @ss yap, if you aint gonna fight just shut your trap
Melissa the b!tch, you can tell she a lyin girl, she'll blow up in your face in a big whirl
shes all talkin like she knew Kristina, said she had sex with every guy she met
but we all know, you both are hoes
Kristina *****ed Adam and Zack, and you all know they hit it from the back
and Melissa slep woth every guy and there dad, I dont care if you get mad at me, everything about this rhyme is true, so you need top stop bringin the drama, cuz its really startin to kill my carma, if you wanna talk shit, call my momma.