Ok Im holding a Yo Momma joke contest, winner gets 1000 pts, as long as at least say 8 ppl enter.
I cant win but ill post one. The only difference between your momma and the ocean is that your momma has more crabs

aight well i kow this is not goin to be the winner b/c i heard some better but......ur mommas so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starve to death :laugh:

Ur mom is so fat she made God himself curse at her.

You'r momma's so fat when she walks outside in her yellow raincoat everybody yells "HEY TAXI!!!".:laugh:

your momma's so stupid that she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!



I like that :D

olk this is from the movie the white chicks not mine no dont blame me
ur mama so dumb she went to dr.pepper to get some sprite

ur mommas so fat, her *** looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud

Excluding the most recent one with the pigs and milk duds, you guys have serious issues with telling "yo momma" jokes. I don't know any and don't say them and we are all better off for it. However, you guyz have to throw out the most overused drivel ever.

i cant tell whether he liked my joke or not, but thanks for the input and i agree about the overused stuff.

is he gonna anounce a winner?

your momma so poor...when i saw her kicking a can down the street i asked her if she was moving!!!

your momma so poor...when i rang the doorbell i head the toilet flush!!!

Is there gonna be an announcement? soon...?

Your momma so dumb, she came up with this threadand posted it.
This joke only makes sense to me. Dont ask.

Uhmm yeah, seriously, i agree with trog, wtf?! this is a tad dumb

yo mamas so fat in high school she sat next to EVERYBODY
yo mamas so dumb she thinks that taco bell is a mexican phone company

my jokes beat lall urs 1000pts plz :D

Your momma like a 7/11. Always on the corner and open 24/7.

Sry guys i forgot i even made this thread... I wonder what i was thinking when idid it,

Oh wait! I CAN Save this! Your mom is so dumb, she pointed at a peanut and said "tally ho!!!" There we go, now that made no sense, and is probably still better than half of the jokes here.

Your momma's so dumb she failed a blood test

just give me my points u know i ****** won!!