Allright my Mom and various friends send me a LOT of jokes in E-mail....so I am going to share the giggles with you guys!;) This is one of the latest...it has a bit of inuendo in it...but I was laughing so HARD I knew I had to share this one!! I will try to post 1 a day....Enjoy:)

The Knob
>
>A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
>surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
>knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
>her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course, the
>woman wanted "The Knob."
>
>Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects
>were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
>
>After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems:
>
>"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
>the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
>developed two annoying problems:
>
>First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid
>of them"
>
>The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
>your breasts."
>
>She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee....

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heheheh. clever Pam. Just shows how women will do anything to look pretty.

LMAO thats hilarious great job ;)

LOL True that! It is just funny that I get these from my MOM! 0_o

Very dirty, but nice.

if you get it from your mom thats means your mom is cool... shes wildish all she likes to do is have fun...


ur nickname should be jokemastaflex

lol that was good. hmmm lil kids unbanned so i see and woot woot u took my advice! this deserves some champagne and a rep point

ive heard it before but its still funny

silver uve heard/seen everything b4 cant say anything funny round u... it salways ur response "Ive seen that before" or "Ive heard that one before"

*Sry for minor flaming but i felt it neccesary to state this because it is the truth and it bugs me.

heh nice you get a rep point for making my and my family laugh!

silver uve heard/seen everything b4 cant say anything funny round u... it salways ur response "Ive seen that before" or "Ive heard that one before"

*Sry for minor flaming but i felt it neccesary to state this because it is the truth and it bugs me. maybe ive heard a lot of jokes before, i remember a fair few of them... thats probly why

pam, put MORE, these jokes r the best, Rep point for u

nice pam always enjoyed ur jokes and cant wait for the next :)

lol... crackup... still cracking me up... thx pam, needed to be cheered up a bit there

hmm...i dun quite understand...my vocab sux...
I know after askin this...the joke wont be funny...
but nevertheless...ill ask...whats goatee?

LOL It is a triangular shaped beard men grow on there chins!...It means she tightend the Knob so much...she pulled her...er.~cough~...um...nvm...

NEW JOKE!!

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge
>black guy standing next to him.
>
>The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet
>tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
>testicle, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you the
answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Whew, Thank God! I thought you said
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pamela your jokes are always great tell your mom we love um ;)

yea tell your mom if she joins ill would give her 30 reps ;)

lol i have heard that one b4 but still a funny one.

thats....sick but funny i cant belive ur mom sends you these