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Yo moma so ugly that she gave freddy kruiger nightmares.

Ya momma is so dumb she bought a book on how to read.

Yo momma so fat that she made Godzilla look like an action figure!

YA MOMA SO UGLY SHE LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND GOT
ARRESTED 4 MOONING!

YA MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT BAPTIZED AT SEAWORLD!

YA MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS AN X-TRA LARGE TSHIRT
PLANES KEEP TRING TO LAND ON HER

YA MAMA SO DUMB SHE WENT TO AN ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET
AND ASKED FOR A MENU!

Your momma's so fat that on her way to Wal*Mart she tripped over
K*Mart and hit Target!

You mama's so stupid she said "What's the letter after x", and I said
Y. She said "cause I wanna know!"

Yo mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo mama's so old when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other
side fishing.

Yo mama's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I
asked her what she was doing, she said "moving

Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of hefty bags. I said "What ya
doin?" she said "Buying luggage."

LOL those r some bad *** jokes there lol..........

Yo moma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck.

Yo moma's so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
OLD OLD OLD :laugh:

Still good lol

lol...nice one slvt...

yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles poped out.........lol

yo mana is so stupid she goes to dr.peper to get some sprite

yo mamas so dumb she though a quarter back was change from a dollar

yo mama's so fat when she goes to the beach she sells shade

yo mama is so fat that when she goes into an elevator it has to go down

yo mommas so dumb she made this tread!

Yo Mama's so fat that when she lies around the house, she lies AROUND the house

yo mama so fat she comes from all directions
yo mama like home depot 25 cents a nail
yo mama is like a door nob everyone gets a turn

yo mamma is so fat she put a pair of guess geans on and the answer popped out
yo mamma is so nasty she put on secret and it told on her

Yo Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl..

Yo Mana so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out

Ha ha thease jokes are so funny lol (well not really lol)

:guitarist :drummer: :singer: :drummer: :guitarist

yeah most of these jokes Realy REaly REAly REALy REALY suck!

These were old when I was 7 (15 years ago).

Try some that are new/original, make some up yourself if you can. Look at these samples:

Yo momma so old, when she farts, dust comes out.

Yo momma so nasty, she has to cut her tampon string to keep her crabs from bungee jumping.

(Nice one from "Head of State")---> Yo momma butt so big, when she sits down, she's 3 feet taller.

even those are pretty bad except last one kinda funy

yo momma so hairy that u got severe rug burns when you was born