hahaha. very nice.

My 2 cents:
I sometimes talk in "noobish" (most commonly known as 'Leet Speak' among the more intelligent) just for fun, as my background is full of hours spent on counter-strike. I am no "noob", so I would simply put that just because someone uses a certain language on the inter web should not generally classify them as a "noob".

But, in any case, besides the definition of "noob", the excerpt was entertaining though completely and utterly false IMO.