| Having men you are first introduced to talking to your breasts and NOT your face.
With your husband standing right next to you!
(I have been known to be quite rude and say *Please do not talk to my breasts,you wont be meeting them* )
They want to be rude...I can play that game too!
If they are THAT horny ...for petes sake go buy yourself an inflatable doll!
Cooking a big elaborate dinner,to find out everyone ate out already.
NOT cooking anything and everone coming home hungry.
Realizing,belatedly your free longdistance plan is great!
Only if you stay online,if the internet goes out,so does your phone >.<
Cleaning up cat barf,EVER,but especially at 2 AM,because you stepped in it.
Going to do laundry and finding said cat has pissed all over the underwear the kids left strewn all over the floor.
Realizing why many people do not own pets.
Also realizing why many species eat their young.
thats it for now !
__________________  A Light in your Darkness...always there...and burning!! |