Realizing you're working 1/3 of your life for someone named FICA.
Waiters who serve hot salsa and chips but no water to your table.
People who wouldn't recognize quality if it presented them with an engraved calling card.
Blind dates you like who don't seem thrilled with you.
Blind dates ready to propose,whom you'ld rather never see again.
First dates who give you big goonight kisses after NOT even coming near you all night.
People who are impossible to buy gifts for.
People without the imagination to buy gift certificates for people who are impossible to buy gifts for.
Having to look pleased and

after opening a dumb dud gift.
Rejection.
Rejection letters.
FORM rejection letters.
lol ok thats all for now.