lets make a fun story about a duck-just keep it alive till at least the 40th post....:
The story starts out with a duck
Nothing special about him, nothing--out of the ordinary...
Just a duck
Goes by the name Earl.....or maybe Bob?
Today, Earl(or Bob) is sitting by the lake...
some stupid human kid walks by and chucks bread at him
"what the !-! E !! is wrong with you-gosh-who chucks bread?"
He resumes with his life and eats the bread...