| Hahaha, I liked it. Here's another preacher/church joke.
A woman and a man are married. The wife notices that her husband falls asleep very often during service, so the wife talks to the preacher about it. The preacher hands her a sharp stick and says,"Poke him with this every time I give the signal." The next sunday, the preacher is preaching. He says "Who is our precious Heavenly Father?" He then gives the signal, so the lady jabs her sleeping husband. He yelps out "God!" The preacher then says "Who is the Son of Man?" He gives the signal again so the lady again pokes her husband. He yells "Jesus!" The preacher then went on and said "What did Eve say to Adam after their last child?" The wife, thinking the preacher gave the signal again, pokes her husband. He yells out "If you poke me with that thing 1 more time I'm going to break it in half and shove it up your ***!" The congregation says "Amen."
It's pretty long, but I like it. |